HULK REVIEWS DEVIL SURVIVOR 2

HULK REACHED OPINION ON DEVIL SURVIVOR2

....ITS A FLAWED DESIGN.... 

 THE GAME ITSELF RUNS FINE, EVERYTHING FROM TENSEI SERIES IS IN HERE.... 

BUT THE SPEED IS NOT MATCHING THE SETTING... 

 THERE'S NO WAY TO PROPERLY JUSTIFY IT NOW... 

DEATH IS BEING USED AS A THROWAWAY TOY... 

THE SIDE CHARACTERS ARE BEING USED LIKE THROW AWAY TOYS... 

THEY ARE SAYING THINGS THAT QUANTIFY 

TO US KNOWING THEM FOR A VERY LONG TIME... 

AND THE GAME IS ONLY 9 DAYS IN LENGTH.... 

THEY DIDN'T KNOW EACH OTHER BEFORE THE WORLD DESTRUCTION BROUGHT THEM TOGETHER.... 

 FURTHER MORE... EVERYONE IS HAPPY... 

THE WORLD DESTROYED, FAMILY PROBABLY DEAD, 

AND ONLY ONE CHARACTER IS SHOWING GRIEF.... 

UTTER ********* NONSENSE... 

 THE FUNNY PART IS THAT HULK IS STILL GIVING THE GAME A 4 OUT OF 5..... 

NO REAL DAMAGING DESIGN FLAWS, 

POINTS CAN BE REACHED, 

HULK MAY HATE THE PISS POOR DESIGN CHOICES,

 BUT HULK CANT MAIM THE SCORE FOR THAT... 

 ITS JUST A FEW STEPS OFF FROM BEING ITS OWN WORLD... 

HULK THINK PLAYERS MAY EVEN LEARN A FEW THINGS WHILE PLAYING

... TANGENTIAL LEARNING....

 SO IN THE END.... 

HAS HULK HAD FUN?

....YES... 

AS FILLING AS PERSONA?

 IN SOME WAYS

... BECAUSE ITS DIFFERENT... 

HULK GIVE DS 2 : 4 OUT OF 5 FISTS!

 FOR BEING A STEPPING STONE TO SOMETHING BETTER..

BY THE WAY GUYS, THIS GAME COSTS LESS THEN 30$

THAT IS A SERIOUS BONUS IN HULK COURT...

HULKGAMECRIT PODCAST: THIS IS AS GOOD AS IT GETS EDITION!

CLAYTON, ANDRE, PRINNY, THE ILLUSIVE BACON, AND KANECO ALL APPEAR, LAUGH, AND CRY OURSELVES INTO UTTER INSANITY...UTTER SCOTTISH INSANITY


DISCUSSION POINTS:

BACON
THE BACONING
"I HATE YOU"
"I HATE YOU TOO"
"GUYS PLEASE USE THE MUTE FUNCTION"
SCOTTISH WIVES ******** UP THE PODCAST
EA AND ZYNGA CONTINUE THEIR SUE DANCE
BEST PODCAST EVER...
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MUSIC IS FROM FRACTALE AND PERSONA 4: THE ANIME
HULK ADMITS THESE TRACKS ARE HARDER TO FIND NOW...
STILL GREAT TO LISTEN TO...

HULK REVIEWS : PERSONA ARENA

PERSONA ARENA IS SOMETHING THAT HULK HAS HAD FEAR OF FOR ALMOST A YEAR NOW.... 

ATLUS SPENT SO MUCH TIME MAKING SURE PERSONA BECAME ITS OWN THING... 

ITS OWN VERY STRONG VERY FASCINATING THING..

SOMETHING SO STRONG THAT HULK CANT SMASH IT...

 HULK TRIED HARD TOO....   

SO WHEN HULK FINDS OUT THE NEXT INSTALLMENT IS AN ARCADE FIGHTER... 

HULK IMMEDIATELY STARTED YELLING! 

WHOLE HULK CAVE CAME DOWN! 

 PERSONA ARENA IS A MIXTURE OF THINGS HULK HAS EXPECTED FROM THE SERIES, MIXTURE OF THINGS UNEXPECTED, 

AND ODD CONTROL SET UPS... 

 IF SPARKLY AWESOME ATTACKS = WEIRD CONTROL PATTERNS 

 THEN DISCONNECT WILL HAPPEN! 

AND DID HAPPEN! 

BUT ATLUS DECIDED TO MAKE THE GAME ANYWAY... 

SHEER BALLS WERE NEEDED TO WORK ON SOMETHING LIKE THAT... 

BY THE TIME HULK WAS DONE WORKING THROUGH MAIN STORY, 

HULK REACHED AN OPINION THAT PERHAPS EVERYTHING SO FAR HAS BEEN PLANNED FOR YEARS, AND THIS REALLY IMPRESSED HULK!

 P3,P4, AND P4 ARENA MATCH UP BEAUTIFULLY,
AND P4 ARENA EVEN COVERED TERRITORY
WE NORMALLY NEVER GOT TO SEE IN THE CHARACTERS BEFORE... 

THE ANIME ALSO MANAGED TO DO THE SAME THING!

.. IT'S REALLY GREAT HAVING SO MANY DIFFERENT VERSIONS
 OF THE ORIGINAL CONTENT ALL ROCKING IT!
AND STANDING AS THEIR OWN IDENTITY!

FOR BEING WILLING TO TRY SOMETHING, 

EVEN IF IT MEANS CAUSING ANGER WITH CONTROLS... 

HULK GIVES PERSONA ARENA 4 OUT OF 5 FISTS.... 

CLAYTON WROTE HIS OPINION OVER HERE...

HULKGAMECRIT PODCAST! BRITISH STEAMPUNK FUTURE EDITION!

GRAB A DRINK! CURL UP BY THE HEARTH FIRE! AND LET CLAYTON, ANDRE, PRINNY, ILLUSIVE MAN, AND MATHIAS SPIN YOU A TALE OF SADNESS...STEAM PUNK BRITISH SEXUAL HARASSMENT SADNESS...


DISCUSSION POINTS:

ILLUSIVE MAN! INNNNNNNNNNNNNN SPACE!
VINTAGENESS...
SCOTTISH GAME INDUSTRY DOESN'T REALLY EXIST...
STARDOCK DUMB ******KERY
" I AM A SEXIST VULGAR EMBARASSING PERSON"
"YOU SHOULD QUIT IF YOU DONT LIKE IT"
"YOU QUIT SO SUDDENLY... IM SUING YOU FOR A MILLION DOLLARS"
"THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY"
UBISOFT IS "DOING AWAY WITH DRM"
ILLUSIVE MAN HAS LEARNED TH RIGHT WAY TO SEXUALLY HARASS SOMEONE
PLEASE TOUCH THE RED BUTTON IN HUMAN RESOURCES

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 THIS WEEK'S MUSIC IS FROM PORTAL 2 AND FINAL FANTASY 13-2..

HULK REVIEWS GUILD WARS 2

GUILD WARS 2 TO HULK REPRESENTS A LOT OF THINGS TO HULK... 

ITS A STEP IN AN MMO DIRECTION HULK HAS WANTED BUT NEVER SEEN.... 

ALL OF HULK'S LIFE, HULK HAS DREAMED OF BEING IN A GAME WHERE SOMETHING RANDOM HAPPENED AND HULK WAS ABLE TO SAVE THE DAY AND MAYBE AFTERWORDS GO SIT IN A FIELD AND THINK ABOUT WHY EVERYONE HAS SUCH EXCESSIVE CENTAUR BLOOD LUST...

BUT THE BUGS IN GUILD WARS 2 ARE JARRING THIS DREAM! HULK WANTS MINIONS TO FACE REGULAR ENEMIES! NOT BUGGED IMPOSSIBLE TO HIT ONES!

AND THIS SADNESS HAS ONLY GROWS.... 

TO GET THE NEXT BIG ABILITY... 

THE NEXT "GROWTH" 

30 LEVELS OF TRAINING AT MOST WOULD BE NEEDED!

WHILE HULK WILL ADMIRE GUILD WARS 2 FOR HAVING 

THE BALLS TRY SOME NEW THINGS... 

THESE BUGS AND LIMITS ARE DRIVING HULK CRAZY... 

FOR ENDLESS CENTAUR BLOOD LUST,

 HULK GIVES GUILD WARS 2

 3 OUT OF 5 FISTS, MAY CHANGE SCORE IF BUGS ARE FIXED.

THE REASON WHY HULK IS DECIDING TO GIVE THEM A CHANCE TO FIX THINGS IS BECAUSE HULK WANTS TO BELIEVE IN MMO'S..

IF ONE DAY WE LIVE IN A WORLD WHERE SWORD ART ONLINE WAS POSSIBLE.. 

THEN HULK WILL BE ABLE TO TAKE A BREAK FROM SMASHING...

PLEASE LET THAT DAY COME... 


CLAYTON HAD SOME ADDITIONAL THINGS TO SAY

HULKGAMECRIT PODCAST: HOUSE PROOFING AND CULTURAL SENSITIVITY EDITION!

THIS WEEK CLAYTON, ANDRE, ILLUSIVE MAN, NICHOLAS, AND MATHIAS TALK ABOUT HAVING CHILDREN, A NICE WARM FIRE, AND A SABER CAT RUG UNDER THE MANTLE. IT WAS THE BEST OF TIMES, IT WAS THE WORST OF TIMES, AND THE SAME STUPID GAME NEWS IS ALWAYS THE CONSTANT IN THIS SKYRIM EQUATION!


DISCUSSION POINTS:

ANDRE AND HULK WERE DISCUSSING NAMES FOR THIS WEEKS PODCAST! HERE'S THE RESULTS!

JUST ANOTHER STUPID DAY OF STUPID GAME NEWS EDITION!
 HOPE OF A CHILD EDITION!
JUST DON'T HAVE KIDS EDITION!
AVOID MATCHES WHILE IN WAR TORN EUROPE EDITION!
BELIEVE IN THE DPS EDITION!
CHILLIDEN BRORAGE EDITION!
TRIPLE FILTERED SCOTCH > CHILDREN EDITION!
WHY DOES EVERYONE HATE HOLLAND EDITION!
GUILD WARS 2 IS BROKEN EDITION!
THE TIME MACHINE DID IT EDITION!
HOW TO TRAIN YOUR ZOMBIE CHILD DRAGON EDITION!
SKYRIM NEEDS AN AMBER ALERT EDITION!
GIVE IT BACK TO GOD EDITION!
♫CHESTNUTS ROASTING ON AN OPEN HEARTHFIRE EDITION!♪
HOW THE HELL DID WE GET MORE OFFENSIVE WITHOUT PRINNY EDITION?

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THE MUSIC IS FROM EDEN OF THE EAST AND SOUL EATER! GO BUY IT ALREADY!