A SHORTER PODCAST THIS WEEK AS MINIONS PREPARED FOR THE HOLIDAYS!
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Sunday, December 27, 2015
Friday, December 18, 2015
HULKGAMECRIT PODCAST! PRO WHITE CHOCOLATE EDITION!
Saturday, December 12, 2015
HULKGAMECRIT PODCAST! JUST CAUSE 3 IS A FLAMING PIECE OF **** EDITION! / BRANDON WASN'T PAYING ATTENTION EDITION VERSION 2
JUST CAUSE 3 SUCKED SO HARD HULK NOT EVEN REMEMBER WHAT MINIONS DID LAST WEEK
BRANDON WASN'T PAYING ATTENTION
WILL DID SOMETHING / HAS A NEW INNUENDO
DAVID DID SOMETHING
DISCUSSION POINTS
JUST CAUSE 3 SUCKED
JUST CAUSE 2 WAS AMAZING
WTF HAPPENED TO THE STUDIO?
KOJIMA WASN'T FIRED?
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BRANDON WASN'T PAYING ATTENTION
WILL DID SOMETHING / HAS A NEW INNUENDO
DAVID DID SOMETHING
DISCUSSION POINTS
JUST CAUSE 3 SUCKED
JUST CAUSE 2 WAS AMAZING
WTF HAPPENED TO THE STUDIO?
KOJIMA WASN'T FIRED?
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Friday, December 4, 2015
HULKGAMECRIT PODCAST! THE COWBOY WAS CALLED "COWBOY" EDITION
Friday, November 27, 2015
Thursday, November 19, 2015
HULKGAMECRIT PODCAST! SPECIAL EDITION!
Friday, November 13, 2015
Friday, November 6, 2015
HULKGAMECRIT PODCAST! UNDEAD RIDER EDITION!
PEOPLE WERE MISSING SO MINIONS TOOK EPISODE SERIOUSLY
BRANDON WAS SERIOUS!
MATHIAS IS ALWAYS SERIOUS!
HULK ALL KINDS OF SERIOUS!
DISCUSSION POINTS:
PAINTING HAPPY CLOUDS
SYNDICATE
UNTIL DAWN
MATHIAS DIDNT KNOW WHAT TO DO
ROCKET LEAGUE MUTATIONS
SHADOWS OF MORDOR
DECEPTION 4
GHOST TRICK COMING BACK?
NO MAN SKYRIZZLE
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BRANDON WAS SERIOUS!
MATHIAS IS ALWAYS SERIOUS!
HULK ALL KINDS OF SERIOUS!
DISCUSSION POINTS:
PAINTING HAPPY CLOUDS
SYNDICATE
UNTIL DAWN
MATHIAS DIDNT KNOW WHAT TO DO
ROCKET LEAGUE MUTATIONS
SHADOWS OF MORDOR
DECEPTION 4
GHOST TRICK COMING BACK?
NO MAN SKYRIZZLE
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Monday, October 26, 2015
HULKGAMECRIT PODCAST! LIFE IS SPIRITS EDITION!
HULKGAMECRIT PODCAST! HULK ADVERISITY EDITION!
HULKGAMECRIT PODCAST! FAN FICTION EDITION!
Wednesday, September 30, 2015
HULKGAMECRIT PODCAST! CASUAL HYDROMANCERS AND WERE-SEEDRIANS EDITION!
BRANDON IS READY FOR TRASH
DAVID DOES NOT WANT THE TRASH
WAFFLES
ERICA IS COMPLICATED
CAMERON LIKES TO HANG ON THE WEEKENDS
DISCUSSION POINTS!
THAT GAME YOU LIKED? YOU KNOW... THE PRETTY ONE?
IT WAS PROBABLY DELAYED AND CHRISTMAS IS RUINED...
THE SAG WANTS SOME CRAZY THINGS AND LESS CRAZY THINGS FOR VA'S
ERICA AND CAMERON ARE A COUPLE OF WILD AND CRAZY KICKSTARTERING KIDS
AND MORE SONIC FANFICTION
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DAVID DOES NOT WANT THE TRASH
WAFFLES
ERICA IS COMPLICATED
CAMERON LIKES TO HANG ON THE WEEKENDS
DISCUSSION POINTS!
THAT GAME YOU LIKED? YOU KNOW... THE PRETTY ONE?
IT WAS PROBABLY DELAYED AND CHRISTMAS IS RUINED...
THE SAG WANTS SOME CRAZY THINGS AND LESS CRAZY THINGS FOR VA'S
ERICA AND CAMERON ARE A COUPLE OF WILD AND CRAZY KICKSTARTERING KIDS
AND MORE SONIC FANFICTION
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Monday, September 21, 2015
HULKGAMECRIT PODCAST! QUIET'S NIGHTMARE FETISH EDITION!
Wednesday, September 16, 2015
HULKGAMECRIT PODCAST! UBISOFT'S MULTICULTURAL THEMEPARK EDITION!
Wednesday, September 9, 2015
Tuesday, September 1, 2015
HULKGAMECRIT PODCAST! EXTREME GROUPONING AND LAME ACHIEVABLES EDITION!
MATHIAS IS COLLECTING THE FISH
BRANDON STILL HATES DESTINY
WILL THINKS A DESIGN IS INSANE
AND HULK NOT FEEL GOOD
DISCUSSION POINTS:
DESTINY GROUPONING
WEIRD ACHIEVEMENTS
ACHIEVEMENT CONFESSIONALS
SUPER HARD JUDGING
NO REACTIONS
NERDS
MODS
A SIMPLE WISH FOR STAR OCEAN GLORY
UNTIL DAWN
CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE
ANIME TRASH
VISUAL NOVELS
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MUSIC FROM OC REMIX
BRANDON STILL HATES DESTINY
WILL THINKS A DESIGN IS INSANE
AND HULK NOT FEEL GOOD
DISCUSSION POINTS:
DESTINY GROUPONING
WEIRD ACHIEVEMENTS
ACHIEVEMENT CONFESSIONALS
SUPER HARD JUDGING
NO REACTIONS
NERDS
MODS
A SIMPLE WISH FOR STAR OCEAN GLORY
UNTIL DAWN
CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE
ANIME TRASH
VISUAL NOVELS
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MUSIC FROM OC REMIX
Tuesday, August 25, 2015
HULKGAMECRIT PODCAST: TACTICAL METAGOATS AND NOTES EDITION!
Tuesday, August 18, 2015
HULKGAMECRIT PODCAST! 23 FOOT METAL CEPHALOPOD PILLOWGIRL EDITION!
BRANDON LOVES WATCH_DOGS
WILL PROMISES HE LIKES THINGS
DAVID FINDS A BODY PILLOW
AND HULK HAS TO PUT IN A TON OF BLEEPS
DO NOT LET KIDS LISTEN THIS WEEK, MINIONS CROSSED THE LINE AND HULK HAD TO USE BLEEPS...
DISCUSSION POINTS:
AND THE OCTOPODS SHALL INHERIT THE EARTH!
ROCKET LEAGUE!
FALLOUT SHELTER!
23 FT LONG BODY PILLOWS!
HULK HAD TO LEAVE ROOOM AND REGRETTED IT IMMEDIATELY!
LOTS OF BLEEPING!
WILL HATES STUFF!
WILL HATES GAME MUSIC!
WILL HATES OTHER STUFF!
WILL MIGHT LIKE TV? JURY STILL OUT...
JUST CAUSE 3
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WILL PROMISES HE LIKES THINGS
DAVID FINDS A BODY PILLOW
AND HULK HAS TO PUT IN A TON OF BLEEPS
DO NOT LET KIDS LISTEN THIS WEEK, MINIONS CROSSED THE LINE AND HULK HAD TO USE BLEEPS...
DISCUSSION POINTS:
AND THE OCTOPODS SHALL INHERIT THE EARTH!
ROCKET LEAGUE!
FALLOUT SHELTER!
23 FT LONG BODY PILLOWS!
HULK HAD TO LEAVE ROOOM AND REGRETTED IT IMMEDIATELY!
LOTS OF BLEEPING!
WILL HATES STUFF!
WILL HATES GAME MUSIC!
WILL HATES OTHER STUFF!
WILL MIGHT LIKE TV? JURY STILL OUT...
JUST CAUSE 3
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Wednesday, August 12, 2015
HULKGAMECRIT PODCAST! SHROUDED IN MYSTERIES EDITION!
WILL IS FULL OF MYSTERIES
BRANDON RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT OF THE WORLD
MATHIAS SAYS THERE'S NO WAFFLES ON THE BELGIAN FLAG
JON HAD A LIE DOWN
AND HULK WENT TO WALL MART
DISCUSSION POINTS:
KONAMI AND THEIR MONIES
DESTINY (HULK STILL NOT SEE HOW 100 HOURS POSSIBLE)
THE DONALDSON AGENDA
VAMPIRE HORSE LOVE STORIES
FINAL FANTASY 15
AND ROCKET LEAGUE
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( NO MUSIC THIS WEEK, HULK HAD NO FREE TIME )
BRANDON RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT OF THE WORLD
MATHIAS SAYS THERE'S NO WAFFLES ON THE BELGIAN FLAG
JON HAD A LIE DOWN
AND HULK WENT TO WALL MART
DISCUSSION POINTS:
KONAMI AND THEIR MONIES
DESTINY (HULK STILL NOT SEE HOW 100 HOURS POSSIBLE)
THE DONALDSON AGENDA
VAMPIRE HORSE LOVE STORIES
FINAL FANTASY 15
AND ROCKET LEAGUE
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( NO MUSIC THIS WEEK, HULK HAD NO FREE TIME )
Wednesday, August 5, 2015
HULKGAMECRIT PODCAST! BOTTOM OF THE WELL EDITION!
Tuesday, July 28, 2015
HULKGAMECRIT PODCAST! DONDRE UCAT AND THE AMAZING TECHNICOLOR SALAD EDITION
DONDRE LOVES SALAD
BRANDON IS A HULK
MATHIAS KEEPING UP THE AVERAGE
WILL HATES VIDEOGAMES BUT LIKES MOVIES.... ( HULK CALLING IT PROGRESS)
DISCUSSION POINTS:
SALAD
NINTENDO DEVICES
FALLOUT
CO-OP WITH DA SUNBROS
EDRUGS
ANDRE NEEDS A PHYSICAL RELATIONSHIP
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MUSIC FROM ODIN SPHERE AND KILL LA KILL
BRANDON IS A HULK
MATHIAS KEEPING UP THE AVERAGE
WILL HATES VIDEOGAMES BUT LIKES MOVIES.... ( HULK CALLING IT PROGRESS)
DISCUSSION POINTS:
SALAD
NINTENDO DEVICES
FALLOUT
CO-OP WITH DA SUNBROS
EDRUGS
ANDRE NEEDS A PHYSICAL RELATIONSHIP
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MUSIC FROM ODIN SPHERE AND KILL LA KILL
Wednesday, July 22, 2015
HULKGAMECRIT PODCAST! MINIONS WANT THAT SWEET SWEET CACTUS EDITION!
Wednesday, July 15, 2015
HULKGAMECRIT PODCAST: ANIMAL PLANET EDITION!
BRANDON HATES THE ZOO
ANDRE WANTS A PLANT RELATIONSHIP
WILL IS A BIRD
MATHIAS'S WORKLOAD EXPANDS AGAIN
DAVID BELIEVES IN SANITATION
HULK NOT INVOLVED
DISCUSSION POINTS:
...FLORIDA
ODINSPHERE
WILL HATES WITCHER 3 FOR ODD REASONS
ANOTHER DESTINY FUCK UP.... BROUGHT TO US BY REDBULL
ANOTHER DESTINY FUCK UP... BROUGHT TO US BY DEVS THAT DONT UNDERSTAND
HEAVENSWARD
DMC
WHOLE TON OF OTHER NONSENSE
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MUSIC FROM ODINSPHERE
ANDRE WANTS A PLANT RELATIONSHIP
WILL IS A BIRD
MATHIAS'S WORKLOAD EXPANDS AGAIN
DAVID BELIEVES IN SANITATION
HULK NOT INVOLVED
DISCUSSION POINTS:
...FLORIDA
ODINSPHERE
WILL HATES WITCHER 3 FOR ODD REASONS
ANOTHER DESTINY FUCK UP.... BROUGHT TO US BY REDBULL
ANOTHER DESTINY FUCK UP... BROUGHT TO US BY DEVS THAT DONT UNDERSTAND
HEAVENSWARD
DMC
WHOLE TON OF OTHER NONSENSE
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MUSIC FROM ODINSPHERE
Tuesday, July 7, 2015
HULKGAMECRIT PODCAST! MIXED BAG EDITION!
BRANDON BEING BRANDON
DAVID VANISHES
HULK LOVES GRIM GRIMOIRE
MATHIAS AND HIS WAFFLES
DISCUSSION POINTS:
FALLOUT STUFF
ARKHAM KNIGHT STUFF
GRIM GRIMOIRE STUFF
LESBIAN STUFF
NINTENDO MAKING POTENTIAL HOMOPHOBIC CONTENT STUFF
JERK HAS TO BE REALLY CAREFUL ABOUT DROPPING SOAP STUFF
ITS BEEN A WEIRD MONTH
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MUSIC FROM GRIMGRIMOIRE AND ODINSPHERE
DAVID VANISHES
HULK LOVES GRIM GRIMOIRE
MATHIAS AND HIS WAFFLES
DISCUSSION POINTS:
FALLOUT STUFF
ARKHAM KNIGHT STUFF
GRIM GRIMOIRE STUFF
LESBIAN STUFF
NINTENDO MAKING POTENTIAL HOMOPHOBIC CONTENT STUFF
JERK HAS TO BE REALLY CAREFUL ABOUT DROPPING SOAP STUFF
ITS BEEN A WEIRD MONTH
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MUSIC FROM GRIMGRIMOIRE AND ODINSPHERE
Sunday, June 28, 2015
HULKGAMECRIT PODCAST! HULK ANGRY WITH BEST BUY EDITION!
HULK IS ANGRY
WILLIAM IS CYNICAL
BRANDON GETS HIGHFIVED
MATHIAS EARNS A PAYCHECK
DISCUSSION POINTS!
HULK LIKE GRIM GRIMOIRE!
ARKHAM KNIGHT AND BEST BUY FUCKUPS
BUNGIE THINKS PEOPLE WILL SHOWER THEM WITH EMOTE MONEY!
20 DOLLAR EMOTE MONEY!
REDBULL TIMMMME!
WATER TIME!
STEAM TIME!
ANGRY TIME!
SWIFFER TIME!
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SOUND CLIP AT BEGINNING FROM DESTINY INTERVIEW
WILLIAM IS CYNICAL
BRANDON GETS HIGHFIVED
MATHIAS EARNS A PAYCHECK
DISCUSSION POINTS!
HULK LIKE GRIM GRIMOIRE!
ARKHAM KNIGHT AND BEST BUY FUCKUPS
BUNGIE THINKS PEOPLE WILL SHOWER THEM WITH EMOTE MONEY!
20 DOLLAR EMOTE MONEY!
REDBULL TIMMMME!
WATER TIME!
STEAM TIME!
ANGRY TIME!
SWIFFER TIME!
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SOUND CLIP AT BEGINNING FROM DESTINY INTERVIEW
Wednesday, June 24, 2015
HULKGAMECRIT PODCAST: OH MY HULK GODS! E3 DID NOT SUCK EDITION!
ANDRE LOVES ALL THE WEIRD APPS
DAVID DUG THE FINAL FANTASY
BRANDON IS OPTIMISTIC
WILL HATES EVERYTHING ( SERIOUSLY, NAME A TOPIC AND THE HATRED WILL LIKELY FLOW)
MATHIAS IS OUR MASCOT
JOHN WAS OUR VOICE OF WISDOM
AND HULK STILL VERY CONFUSED OVER PELE
DISCUSSION POINTS:
E3
E3
WTF EA?
E3
E3
SONY WRECKING THE PLACE
MORE E3
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MUSIC FROM OCREMIX
Thursday, June 18, 2015
HULKGAMECRIT PODCAST! NUMA DIGISIZZLE EDITION!
E3 IS ALMOST HERE SO HULK ALONE SHOWS ANY EXCITEMENT FOR IT..
DISCUSSION POINTS:
WITCHER3
PRE E3
HEARTHSTONE
STEAM
DIGIMON
USER REVIEWS
OTHER FINE NONSENSE
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MUSIC FROM EVANGELLION AND POKEMON ( BELIEVE THIS WAS A FAN REMIX... NOT SURE WHERE FROM)
DISCUSSION POINTS:
WITCHER3
PRE E3
HEARTHSTONE
STEAM
DIGIMON
USER REVIEWS
OTHER FINE NONSENSE
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MUSIC FROM EVANGELLION AND POKEMON ( BELIEVE THIS WAS A FAN REMIX... NOT SURE WHERE FROM)
Thursday, June 11, 2015
HULKGAMECRIT PODCAST: ANDRE'S BIG CAT DIARY EDITION!
THE AMIIBOS ARE BARELY IN PLACE, HULK ANGRY, THE WALLS BE BROKEN, ANDRE FAILED TO GET THE CAT, DERPY WAS DERPY, BRANDON WAS BRANDON, AND ILLUSIVE WAS ILLUSIVE....
DISCUSSION POINTS:
AMIIBOS
MOLYBOOZE
VIDEOGAMES
NO REALLY, HULK AND MINIONS TALKED ABOUT VIDEOGAMES
WITCHER 3
SEE? ITS A GOD DAMN VIDEOGAME
A REALLY GREAT ONE
HULK FEATURED THE MUSIC EVEN! GO BUY IT!
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MUSIC FROM WITCHER 3 AND OKAMI
DISCUSSION POINTS:
AMIIBOS
MOLYBOOZE
VIDEOGAMES
NO REALLY, HULK AND MINIONS TALKED ABOUT VIDEOGAMES
WITCHER 3
SEE? ITS A GOD DAMN VIDEOGAME
A REALLY GREAT ONE
HULK FEATURED THE MUSIC EVEN! GO BUY IT!
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MUSIC FROM WITCHER 3 AND OKAMI
Wednesday, June 3, 2015
HULKGAMECRIT PODCAST! WERE TERRIERS MAKE AWFUL PETS EDITION!
HULK IS ON DEMOLITION, ANDRE IS WOOING THE TELLER, WILL IS TRYING TO STOP US, DERPY IS A LADY, IAN IS THE RIGHT HAND MAN AND MATHIAS IS IN CHARGE OF OUR ESCAPE!
DISCUSSION POINTS!
WERE TERRIERS!
WIIU HEISTS!
MORE WIIU HEISTS!
WITCHER 3!
WILL IS IN ANOTHER VIDEOGAME!
ANNOYANCE WITH SWATTINGS AND GAMER GATERS
SOO MANY CHAKRA GATES...
MORE USER REVIEWS!
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(MUSIC FROM WITCHER 3 AND FATE STAY NIGHT, GO BUY IT ALREADY)
DISCUSSION POINTS!
WERE TERRIERS!
WIIU HEISTS!
MORE WIIU HEISTS!
WITCHER 3!
WILL IS IN ANOTHER VIDEOGAME!
ANNOYANCE WITH SWATTINGS AND GAMER GATERS
SOO MANY CHAKRA GATES...
MORE USER REVIEWS!
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(MUSIC FROM WITCHER 3 AND FATE STAY NIGHT, GO BUY IT ALREADY)
Thursday, May 28, 2015
HULKGAMECRIT PODCAST! GERALT'S KISS HAD BETTER BE ON FOLLOWERS LIST EDITION!
Friday, May 22, 2015
LESSONS THAT CAN BE LEARNED.... WITCHER 3
NORMALLY IT TAKES HULK PLAYING AN ENTIRE GAME 3 TIMES BEFORE SOMETHING POPS IN HULK MIND FOR ONE OF THESE SEGMENTS.... CLEARLY WITCHER IS OFF TO GOOD START..
WHEN HULK PLAYED WITCHER 2... SOMETHING ALWAYS NAGGED IN THE BACK OF HULK MIND.
A WITCHER IS THIS MYTHICAL SEX GOD DEMON FIGHTING GENETIC WAR LORD OF YORE YET THEIR GREATEST CREATION, THIS "GERALT OF RIVIA" HAS ON ONLY ONE OCCASION ACTUALLY THE ACTED THE PART.
YES, THE POLITICS, MYSTERY, AND EVEN BITS OF THE WRITING WERE FANTASTIC
BUT IN THE GRAND SENSE OF WELL, GERALT... BECAUSE IT'S ALL ABOUT GERALT
THE POLITICINESS AND ENDLESS BATTLE ROYALES ALWAYS FLOWED AGAINST THE CHARACTER FOR HULK
HULK CAN GET BEHIND A CHARACTER THAT EVEERY ONCE IN WHILE STOPS WHAT THEY ARE DOING TO FIGHT FOR BETTER GOOD / EVIL
BUT IN CASE OF WITCHER ITS LIKE HE TOSSED ASIDE THE RANGER THEN LEFT IT IN THE CLOSET FOR 359 DAYS OF ANY YEAR...
IT DIDN'T LOOK RIGHT.
AND WITH WITCHER 3 THAT SO FAR LOOKS TO BE CORRECTED
AS HULK BEGAN FIRST TOUR THROUGH POORER MORE DESPERATE SECTIONS OF "WITCHERLAND" HULK CAME UPON A CORPSE.
HULK WASN'T TRYING TO FIND A CORPSE.
HULK HAD NO INTEREST IN WHY CORPSE THERE OR HOW CORPSE HAD ONE HALF HERE AND OTHER HALF IN TASTY BERRY BUSH.
BUT WITCHER CARED
HE STEPPED DOWN, LISTEN TO THE WILDS, INVESTIGATED THE FINGERTIPS LIKE SOME SORT OF WITCHER CSI. ACTING AS IF HE HAD A SHERLOCK STYLED LIST OF CULPRITS IN HIS MIND THAT WAS SLOWLY BEING SHRUNKEN BY EACH LITTLE THING HE FOUND AT THE SCENE.
THEN CAME THE SOLUTION
WEREWOLF
WHICH LED TO A PROMPT ON WHAT WITCHER KNOWS ON WEREWOLFY AND WHAT MUST BE DONE WHILE BRUTALLY SMASHING THEM.
THIS WHOLE PROCESS, THIS WHOLE INTRICATE WHAT APPEARS TO BE RANDOM EVENT UNTIED TO ANYTHING, SHOWED GERALT IN HIS NATURAL SURROUNDING. IT SHOWED HIS EXPERIENCE, IT SHOWED HIS WILL, IT SHOWED HIS MASTERY AT HIS CRAFT, AND THE SOFT SWAYING OF LEAVES AND CREAKING OF BRANCHES AS IT PLAYED OUT MADE EVERYTHING SEEM MORE POSSIBLE.
AND INCREDIBLE MOMENTS LIKE THAT WE CAN LEARN ALOT FROM.
MAKES ALL THAT TALK OF ATMOSPHERIC STORYTELLING SEEM SOMEWHAT INTERESTING
WHEN HULK PLAYED WITCHER 2... SOMETHING ALWAYS NAGGED IN THE BACK OF HULK MIND.
A WITCHER IS THIS MYTHICAL SEX GOD DEMON FIGHTING GENETIC WAR LORD OF YORE YET THEIR GREATEST CREATION, THIS "GERALT OF RIVIA" HAS ON ONLY ONE OCCASION ACTUALLY THE ACTED THE PART.
YES, THE POLITICS, MYSTERY, AND EVEN BITS OF THE WRITING WERE FANTASTIC
BUT IN THE GRAND SENSE OF WELL, GERALT... BECAUSE IT'S ALL ABOUT GERALT
THE POLITICINESS AND ENDLESS BATTLE ROYALES ALWAYS FLOWED AGAINST THE CHARACTER FOR HULK
HULK CAN GET BEHIND A CHARACTER THAT EVEERY ONCE IN WHILE STOPS WHAT THEY ARE DOING TO FIGHT FOR BETTER GOOD / EVIL
BUT IN CASE OF WITCHER ITS LIKE HE TOSSED ASIDE THE RANGER THEN LEFT IT IN THE CLOSET FOR 359 DAYS OF ANY YEAR...
IT DIDN'T LOOK RIGHT.
AND WITH WITCHER 3 THAT SO FAR LOOKS TO BE CORRECTED
AS HULK BEGAN FIRST TOUR THROUGH POORER MORE DESPERATE SECTIONS OF "WITCHERLAND" HULK CAME UPON A CORPSE.
HULK WASN'T TRYING TO FIND A CORPSE.
HULK HAD NO INTEREST IN WHY CORPSE THERE OR HOW CORPSE HAD ONE HALF HERE AND OTHER HALF IN TASTY BERRY BUSH.
BUT WITCHER CARED
HE STEPPED DOWN, LISTEN TO THE WILDS, INVESTIGATED THE FINGERTIPS LIKE SOME SORT OF WITCHER CSI. ACTING AS IF HE HAD A SHERLOCK STYLED LIST OF CULPRITS IN HIS MIND THAT WAS SLOWLY BEING SHRUNKEN BY EACH LITTLE THING HE FOUND AT THE SCENE.
THEN CAME THE SOLUTION
WEREWOLF
WHICH LED TO A PROMPT ON WHAT WITCHER KNOWS ON WEREWOLFY AND WHAT MUST BE DONE WHILE BRUTALLY SMASHING THEM.
THIS WHOLE PROCESS, THIS WHOLE INTRICATE WHAT APPEARS TO BE RANDOM EVENT UNTIED TO ANYTHING, SHOWED GERALT IN HIS NATURAL SURROUNDING. IT SHOWED HIS EXPERIENCE, IT SHOWED HIS WILL, IT SHOWED HIS MASTERY AT HIS CRAFT, AND THE SOFT SWAYING OF LEAVES AND CREAKING OF BRANCHES AS IT PLAYED OUT MADE EVERYTHING SEEM MORE POSSIBLE.
AND INCREDIBLE MOMENTS LIKE THAT WE CAN LEARN ALOT FROM.
MAKES ALL THAT TALK OF ATMOSPHERIC STORYTELLING SEEM SOMEWHAT INTERESTING
Monday, May 18, 2015
HULKGAMECRIT PODCAST: SONIC'S COCK SMILE EDITION!
ONE OF THE MINIONS HAS FOUND WORK, ONE OF THE MINIONS HATES TRAINS, THE THIRD MINION IS A GOD DAMN CARD TERRORIST WITH A PENCHANT FOR DEMON DRAGON THINGS , THE FOURTH WAS JEALOUS OF COCK SMILE SEO'S , THE FIFTH READ SOME MY IMMORTAL, AND HULK DIED A LITTLE INSIDE...
DISCUSSION POINTS:
SONIC'S COCK SMILE
BAD USER REVIEWS
WHAT BRIDGE DID KOJIMA FUCKING BURN?
WITCHER 3
OTHER GAMES THAT AREN'T WITCHER 3
QUIET FIGURINES AND THEIR POSSIBLE "PLOT LINES"
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HULKGAMECRIT PODCAST... MORE TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES EDITION!
JUST WHEN HULK THOUGHT THE NEW RECORDING METHOD WAS AWESOME SAUCE... THE MINIONS ALL GET FOOD POISONING
LISTEN TO THE SCRAPS THAT DIDN'T BREAK HERE
LISTEN TO THE SCRAPS THAT DIDN'T BREAK HERE
Tuesday, May 12, 2015
MINION THOUGHTS: LIFE IS STRANGE
ONE OF THE NEWEST "MINIONS" WILL HAS TRAVERSED INTO THE DANGEROUS AND DARK WORLD OF YOUTUBE GAME DISCUSSION!
SPOILER WARNING! WILL TALKING DEEP ON ONE OF THE STRANGEST PARTS OF LIFE IS STRANGE WHILE MAKING SILLY JOKES! DON'T PLAY IF FEARING THE SPOILERS!
(ALSO GOOD JOB WILL, HULK VERY PROUD)
SPOILER WARNING! WILL TALKING DEEP ON ONE OF THE STRANGEST PARTS OF LIFE IS STRANGE WHILE MAKING SILLY JOKES! DON'T PLAY IF FEARING THE SPOILERS!
(ALSO GOOD JOB WILL, HULK VERY PROUD)
Tuesday, May 5, 2015
HULKGAMECRIT PODCAST! MILK OF THE POPPY EDITION!
GOOD SERS, TWAS A NIGHT LIKE ANY NIGHT WHEN THE HULK GODS REACHED DEEP INTO THE BOSSOM OF THE INTERWEBS AND DOTH WRIPPED FROM HER HULK'S NEW PODCAST RECORDING SOFTWARE...
HIGHLY UNTESTED, BUT LOOKING TO GET A SOLID SCORE...
PEOPLE ON THE CALL:
LEMON
IAN
BRANDON
WILL
MATHIAS
THAT ANGRY HULK GUY
DISCUSSION POINTS:
GTA
FINAL FANTASY PORNO 15
MILK OF THE POPPY
MODS
KONAMI
AND A WHOLE BUCKET OF BULL****
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Tuesday, April 28, 2015
ANOTHER ROUND OF CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY
Tuesday, April 21, 2015
Sunday, April 12, 2015
HULKGAMECRIT PODCAST! TAINTING DUAL WEILDING R2 UNIT BOYBAND EDITION!
THE MINIONS SHARE MANY ACCOLADES AND JOYS OVER THEIR LORD AND CYBER PUNKISH SAVIOR RETURNING FROM ITS LONG REST... EXCEPT FOR WILLIAM WHO OWNS A THING BUT HAS NEVER PLAYED A THING.... ALSO MORE NINTENDO RAGE AND HARD CORE BLOW TORCH COUCH SURFING
PEOPLE ON THE CALL!
SER LIMONE' OF HOUSE HATCHET
THE HONORABLE PRINNY
WILL
OUR MAESTER OF THE MEAT BASED ARTS
( BRIEF VISITS BY MATHIAS AND ILLUSIVE MAN )
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MUSIC FROM FINAL FANTASY..SEEMED APPROPRIATE ( GO BUY IT)
Wednesday, April 8, 2015
HULKGAMECRIT PODCAST! TSUN TSUN AMIIBO MEMORY LEAK EDITION!
THIS WEEK WILL DISCOVERS THE SECRET DOUBLE LIFE THAT'S A LITTLE CLOSE TO HOME, GAMESTOP GIVES EVERYONE THE AMIIBO SHAFT THEN KICKS THEM WHEN THEY'RE DOWN, AND DIFFERENCES OVER BLOODBORNE.
PEOPLE ON THE CALL
MATHI
WILL
IAN
BRANDON
LEMON OF HOUSE HATCHET
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MUSIC FROM MONOGATARI, HULK REALLY LOVE IT, GO BUY ALL OF IT ALREADY (HOLY BALLS IT IS REALLY EXPENSIVE)
PEOPLE ON THE CALL
MATHI
WILL
IAN
BRANDON
LEMON OF HOUSE HATCHET
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MUSIC FROM MONOGATARI, HULK REALLY LOVE IT, GO BUY ALL OF IT ALREADY (HOLY BALLS IT IS REALLY EXPENSIVE)
Tuesday, March 31, 2015
HULKGAMECRIT PODCAST! CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY EDITION!
HULK SCIENCE AND ANALYTICS ARE ALL OVER THE PLACE SO TIME FOR A HULK EXPERIMENT! HULK AND MINIONS PLAY CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY!
FAIR WARNING! SOME OF THE NICEST PEOPLE HULK EVER MET ARE ALL IN ONE ROOM PLAYING A VERY ADULT AND VERY VULGAR GAME! IF PROBLEM WITH THAT THEN DEAL WITH IT!
PEOPLE IN THE CALL!
NEWDARKCLOUD
MATHIAS
STILLGRAY
LEMONHATCHET
WILL
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LISTEN HERE
FAIR WARNING! SOME OF THE NICEST PEOPLE HULK EVER MET ARE ALL IN ONE ROOM PLAYING A VERY ADULT AND VERY VULGAR GAME! IF PROBLEM WITH THAT THEN DEAL WITH IT!
PEOPLE IN THE CALL!
NEWDARKCLOUD
MATHIAS
STILLGRAY
LEMONHATCHET
WILL
DOWNLOAD HERE
LISTEN HERE
Wednesday, March 25, 2015
HULKGAMECRIT PODCAST! ENCHANTED WATER EDITION!
THE REGULAR MINIONS HAVE BETRAYED THEIR MINION DUTIES SO HULK BRINGS IN HULK PINCH HITTERS!
( HULK APOLOGIZE FOR BAD EDITING THIS WEEK, AUDACITY DIED AFTER 3 HOURS OF HARD HULK WORK AND HULK LOST IT A BIT)
DISCUSSION POINTS:
BLOOD MONEY
FINAL FANTASY
CRYSTAL PHALLICKNESS
DRAGON AGE
MORE FLUBBING
ENCHANTED WATER
WHAT THE ***** TO TALK ABOUT ON THE ******** PODCAST
WEIRD BACKGROUND NOISES
TOTALLY SPOILING DYING LIGHT
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LISTEN HERE
IF LIKE PODCAST THEN GIVE HULK FEEDBACK!
MUSIC THIS WEEK IS ALL ABOUT THE DOTHACK... GO BUY IT ALREADY!
( HULK APOLOGIZE FOR BAD EDITING THIS WEEK, AUDACITY DIED AFTER 3 HOURS OF HARD HULK WORK AND HULK LOST IT A BIT)
DISCUSSION POINTS:
BLOOD MONEY
FINAL FANTASY
CRYSTAL PHALLICKNESS
DRAGON AGE
MORE FLUBBING
ENCHANTED WATER
WHAT THE ***** TO TALK ABOUT ON THE ******** PODCAST
WEIRD BACKGROUND NOISES
TOTALLY SPOILING DYING LIGHT
DOWNLOAD HERE
LISTEN HERE
IF LIKE PODCAST THEN GIVE HULK FEEDBACK!
MUSIC THIS WEEK IS ALL ABOUT THE DOTHACK... GO BUY IT ALREADY!
Tuesday, March 17, 2015
HULKGAMECRIT PODCAST! NOW ON ITUNES EDITION
ITS BEEN A LONG HULK BREAK, THE SNOW IS MELTING FOR THE MINIONS AND HULK TRAPPED IN THE ETERNAL HEAT KNOWN AS FLORDIAN TROPICAL CLIMATES! SO TO CELEBRATE HULK SMASHED THROUGH THE NETHER! THROUGH FIRES AND FREEZES THE LIKES OF WHICH HULK HAS NEVER SEEN BEFORE!
LONG DID HULK TOIL! LONG DID HULK PULL AND SCRAPE HULK SELF THROUGH THE NETHER! AND DRAGGED THE PODCAST TO ITUNES....
DISCUSSION POINTS:
DRAGON CLOWNS
KOOOOJIMA!
DESTINY
RNG
BORDERLANDS
FLUBS
BLUBS
AND THE POSSIBILITY OF SCRUBS
WITCHER 2 NONSENSE
THE WITCHER 3 SKYRIZZLE DISCUSSION
VR TECH
DOWNLOAD HERE
LISTEN HERE
IF LIKE PODCAST, THEN GIVE PODCAST REVIEW ON ITUNES!
MUSIC FROM FRACTAL! GO BUY IT ALREADY!
LONG DID HULK TOIL! LONG DID HULK PULL AND SCRAPE HULK SELF THROUGH THE NETHER! AND DRAGGED THE PODCAST TO ITUNES....
DISCUSSION POINTS:
DRAGON CLOWNS
KOOOOJIMA!
DESTINY
RNG
BORDERLANDS
FLUBS
BLUBS
AND THE POSSIBILITY OF SCRUBS
WITCHER 2 NONSENSE
THE WITCHER 3 SKYRIZZLE DISCUSSION
VR TECH
DOWNLOAD HERE
LISTEN HERE
IF LIKE PODCAST, THEN GIVE PODCAST REVIEW ON ITUNES!
MUSIC FROM FRACTAL! GO BUY IT ALREADY!
Wednesday, March 11, 2015
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