HULKGAMECRIT PODCAST: CARDS AGAINST CHRISTMAS EDITION!

MINIONS ARE ALL ENJOYING THEM GOOD CHRISTMAS BREAKS
WITH THAT IN MIND, HERE'S A ROUND OF CARDS AGAINST CHRISTMAS

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HULKGAMECRIT PODCAST: PRETTY BOI TOI EDITION!

PART 3 OF THE PRETTY BOY DISCUSSION

DISCUSSION POINTS:
THE DIVISION
THE IMPORTANCE OF GOOD QA
MORE WEIRD SHIT FROM JAPAN
XBONE ACTUALLY MANAGED TO IMPROVE THEMSELVES
FREE GAMES
THE IRS WILL HUNT YOU DOWN
NO MORE GOD DAMN CRYSTAL TALK.... FOR A WHILE

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HULKGAMECRIT PODCAST: NOTHING BUT BUGS EDITION!

HULK REALLY HATIN ON CRYSTALS
BRANDON CAN'T FIGURE OUT WHERE THE PRISON THING CAME FROM
MATHIAS WANTS EVERYONE TO TALK MORE ABOUT POE
DAVID LOVES GIANT TURTLES

DISCUSSION POINTS:
ROUGHLY AN HOUR OF HATRED FOR FF 15 TO MAKE UP FOR LAST WEEK
FF15 SPOILERS
A FRANK ENGLISH DISCUSSION
CH 13 SUCKS
WTF IS PROMPTO?
 UBI HOSTILE TAKEOVER UPDATE
POISONED EGNOG DEMANDS


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HULKGAMECRIT PODCAST: UBER CRYSTAL NONSENSE SAGA EDITION!

THE END TIMES ARE HERE

DISCUSSION POINTS:
FINAL FANTASY 15 DOESN'T COMPLETELY SUCK.... ITS A MIRACLE
HULK KEPT FINDING BUGS
SOME MORE ODD POKEMON NEWS


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HULKGAMECRIT PODCAST: BROS BEFORE PRO'S EDITION!

MATHIAS IS RISING
BRANDON IS BLEEPING
DAVID IS BLEEPING
HULK IS BLEEPING




DISCUSSION POINTS:
A LOT OF BAD GAME LAUNCHES
WATCHDOGS 2 IS BETTER THAN THE FIRST BUT SELLS EVEN WORSE
PS4 PRO CANT HANDLE DEM BROS OR ANY RECENT GAME SUPPOSEDLY....
MOLYBOOZE WAS NEEDED IN THE RECORDING
AND UBI INDEPENDENCE DAY PLEA GIVEN TO PLAYERS BUT NOT VIVENDI?

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 (HULK HAD TO DO SOME ROUGH EDITING AND BLEEPING BECAUSE EVERYONE WENT OFF THE WAGON THIS WEEK, HULK DEEPEST APOLOGIES)

( ALSO, HULK STREAMING FINAL FANTASY 15, GO WATCH HERE)
( BRANDON STREAMING HERE )
(DAVID OVER HERE )

HULKGAMECRIT PODCAST! POKE HAMILTON EDITION!

DAVID HATES THESE MOVIES
BRANDON DOESN'T LIKE DIGITAL MONSTERS
HULK RECOMMENDS TITANFALL 2

DISCUSSION POINTS:
MINECRAFT MOVIE
SONY'S FRENCH VAGINA SCANDAL
DAVID CAGE: THE EXPERIENCE
WATCHDOGS 2 IS A "HOT MESS"
UBISOFT'S INSIDER TRADING SCANDAL
TITANFALL 2, THE BEST AAA GAME HULK SEEN IN YEARS HAS OFFICIALLY DIED AS PRODUCT :(
AAA GAME ROUND UP
RESPAWN IS PISSED ( TOTALLY JUSTIFIED)
THE BEGINNING OF OUR POKE JOURNEY
PACIFISM RUNS NEED A GOOD STABBING EVERY NOW AND THEN


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HULKGAMECRIT PODCAST: THE ARTIST FORMALLY KNOWN AS "DEATH WAFFLES" EDITION

BRANDON WANTED A GOOD TITLE
MATHIAS ALREADY WANTED A NEW TITLE
HULK HAD TO WRITE DOWN ALL THE TITLES

DISCUSSION POINTS:

TITLES ARE IMPORTANT
BIRTH DEATH CERTIFICATE
DEEP CANON
BRAZIL GETS WEIRD SHIT
THE FRENCH PS4 PRO INCIDENT
FF 15 PROBABLY WILL BE OK


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HULKGAMECRIT PODCAST: MAKE CHIBI GREAT AGAIN EDITION!

BRANDON WANTS CHIB AMERICA
MATHIAS HAS THE DEATH WAFFLES
HULK STILL CANT GET GDRIVE TO WORK RIGHT

DISCUSSION POINTS:
CHIB
STEAM RULE CHANGE
 3 AAA GAMES IN ONE WEEK
HONEST  MEDIA CONTENT SCIENCE TALK
HULK FEEL BAD FOR TITANFALL 2 DEVS


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HULKGAMECRIT PODCAST: RETRO DOLPHIN EDITION!

DAVID HATES DOLPHINS
MATHIAS IS MAKING THE DEATH WAFFLE ( #DieInBliss)
HULK MAKES A SOUTH PARK REFERENCE

DISCUSSION POINTS:
 BLIZZ
NINTENDO DOESN'T UNDERSTAND WHY THEIR STOCK DROPPED
PS4 PRO'S USELESS RAM
THAT ANGRY SHITTY GERMAN MOVIE GUY HAS RETIRED
TOO MANY FPS TRYING TO NOT HAVE A SHITTY YEAR


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HULKGAMECRIT PODCAST! EXPLOOOOOOOOOSION EDITION!

BRANDON WANTS HIGHER QUALITY INTERNS WITH A GOOD DEFENSE STAT
MATHIAS DOESN'T THINK THAT'S POSSIBLE
HULK JUST WANTS MORE WRITERS

DISCUSSION POINTS:
NOTE 7 MET ANIME, THEY HAD A LOT IN COMMON
VOICE ACTORS STRIKE
ALL THE HOTTEST SWITCH NEWS HERE!!!
HOW LONG BEFORE THE SWITCH LOSES A SHIPMENT?
THE COLOR DOUBLE STANDARD!
OVERWATCH ARG!
WITCHER3


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( STILL NO ANSWER ON WTF IS GOING ON WITH GOOGLE DRIVE'S PODCASTING SOLUTIONS)

HULKGAMECRIT PODCAST! EXPLODING NO JUTSU EDITION!

ITS THAT SUBTLE TIME OF THE YEAR AGAIN

THE DAYS ARE COLDER,
PLANTS BEGIN TO WILT AS THEY PREPARE FOR THE END TIMES
AND THE LESS FORTUNATE HUDDLE AROUND THEIR GALAXY NOTE 7'S FOR WARMTH

DISCUSSION POINTS:

THE NOTE 7 DISASTER
THE WASHING MACHINE THAT BOWS TO NOW MAN
A FREE GAME PEOPLE PROBABLY ALREADY HAVE
HAIL UBI-CTHULU
THAT MMO IS SLOWLY DYING~
STELLA GLOW
GEARS OF WAR 4
DAVID HAS STRONG OPINIONS ON SHITTY MONSTER MOVIES


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HULKGAMECRIT PODCAST! MOLY VERBS BURNING DOWN CRYSTAL HOLES EDITION!

THAT KNEW WORD?
YOU KNOW THE ONE!
ITS SEDUCTIVE!
PERVASIVE!
YET IT DOESN'T SEEM TO DO ANYWHERE...

DISCUSSION POINTS!

JAPAN DATING SIM HORSES
 SKINS


THAT GUY THAT SUED THOSE OTHER GUYS THEN STEAM?
....HIS BUSINESS DIED IN A WEEK....

 *A WEEK*

*********************************
 DON'T SUE STEAM
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DANGANROMPANANAMASLAMA  IS MESSING WITH PEOPLE AGAIN
NO MANY SKYRIZZLE
CRYSTAL HOLES
AGGREGATION
THE IDIOTS THAT HARASSED SONY ARE STILL SITTING THROUGH COURT TRIALS



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( GOOGLE DRIVE IS BREAKING, WORKING ON UPLOAD ITUNES ISSUES)

HULKGAMECRIT PODCAST! CHOCOLATE SCENTED SPIRIT ANIMALS EDITION!

THE WEATHER OUTSIDE IS FRIGHTFUL
THOR IS REALLY SPITEFUL
THE RAIN IS RATHER COLD
HULK REALLY HOPES THE HULK CAVE DOESN'T GET ANY MOLD

DISCUSSION POINTS:
SPIRIT ANIMALS
THAT STUDY DOESN'T SOUND VERY SCIENTIFIC
THAT COMPANY CARES ABOUT CONSUMERS
SORRRRRRRRY
GW2 CUSTOMER SUPPORT SUCKS
TWITCH PRIMERU
HULK CANT STOPPERU
IRON ARGERU
HULK PLAYING GAMES HULK CANT TALK ABOUT... HULK MUST REFLECT ON THAT

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HULKGAMECRIT PODCAST! DON'T BE A D*CK EDITION!

BRANDON IS A MAN OF SCIENCE
MATHIAS IS THE SCIENCY MAN BRANDON WISHES HE WAS
DAVID HAS SOMETHING SCREAMING AT HIM
HULK HAS WELCOMED CTHULU INTO HIS HULKY HEART


 

DISCUSSION POINTS:
HULKPUTER IS HAUNTED
THE FEASIBILITY OF MARSUPIAL BASED TECHNOLOGIES
NINTENDO NX SHALL BE A PART OF THE BLOOD SACRIFICE
BRANDON'S CONSTANT STRUGGLE TO PLAY GAMES HULK PLAYED AGES AGO~



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HULKGAMECRIT PODCAST! CARD GAMES ON MOTORCYCLES EDITION

THE FREEDOM OF THE OPEN ROAD
THE EXCITEMENT OF A STRONG DECK AND RAGTAG MULTICULTURAL FRIENDS RIGHT BEHIND HULK!
THAT ONE WITH THE BROOKLYN ACCENT!

DISCUSSION POINTS:
THAT DEV THAT'S A DICK? HE'S DOING DICKISH THINGS
TGS NONSENSE
BATTLETAGNESS
DONT SHAKE BABIES
EVERYONE IS PLAYING CARD GAMES



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HULKGAMECRIT PODCAST! MUSCLES FROM BRUSSELS EDITION!

BRANDON IS DATA DRAINING
HULK IS HUNTING FOR THE MAN THATS HUNTING FOR HIS SISTER
PRINNY HAS NO IDEA WHATS GOING ON
MATHIAS HAS A BELGIAN BOYBAND

DISCUSSION POINTS:
 THE ILLUSTRIOUS ELITE 5
 3.5 MM JACKS
SAMSONG...SUNG? THEY HAVE A BATTERY PROBLEM...
PHONE TOILETRIES
SONY NOW OFFICIALLY HAS A PR PROBLEM
DONT SHAKE THE BABY

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HULKGAMECRIT PODCAST! AUGMENTED DLC EDITION!

FIRST 200 ARE IN THE HOLE, NICE AND SNUG WITH LOTS OF BLANKETS..

BRANDON DUG THE HOLE
MATHIAS SAID A PRAYER OVER IT
DAVID MANAGED THE AFFAIR
HULK HAD A DRINK

(MICS WENT FUNKY THIS WEEK, WE'RE WORKING ON IT)

DISCUSSION POINTS:
DISINFECTANT SPRAY
PODCASTING POLICIES
BEST DRESSED
ITS ROBOTS
TRANS HUMANISM
ROBOT RACISM
PACIFISM
MANKIND DIVIDED DISCUSSIONS
POINTLESS AUGMENTED DLC



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HULKGAMECRIT PODCAST! EPISODE 200: ANGELIC ASS EDITION!

DAVID DOESNT KNOW WHAT TO SAY
MATHIAS WANTS MORE
BRANDON TRULY IS MY PAIN RELIEVER
HULK / MINIONS ARE THE FINEST AND ONLY PURVEYORS OF WHOLESOMENESS

 DISCUSSION POINTS:
SALES

200 EPISODES
MIC FAILURES THAT KEEP WITH TRADITION
NO IDEA WHAT DAVID IS TALKING ABOUT
THAT GAME THAT JUST CAME OUT? WE HAVE OPINIONS ON IT
FANFIC OF HULK SENPAI

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HULKGAMECRIT PODCAST! GREMLIN DVA EDITION!

NO MAN'S SKY IS A LOT LIKE STAR CITIZEN..A HOT MESS

DISCUSSION POINTS:
 HITMAN THINGS
POKEMON THINGS
NO MAN'S SKY IS LONELY
BUGS
LITIGIOUS GAME DEVELOPMENT




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HULKGAMECRIT PODCAST! AUGMENTED POKEVISION EDITION

THAT HOT APP THAT WAS BRING ALL THE KIDS TO THE YARD?

ITS DEAD NOW...

DISCUSSION POINTS:
POKEVISION
DEUS EX MARKETING FUCK UPS
BATMAN NOT READY ON PC
BIGGER COMPUTERS DONT FIX SMALL PROBLEMS
SUICIDE SQUAD SUCKS



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HULKGAMECRIT PODCAST! DENTISTRY = MORPHINE EDITION

PODCAST SHORTER THIS WEEK, IN THE WORDS OF MODERN DENTISTRY
"JUST GO WITH IT"

DISCUSSION POINTS:
TOO MUCH GODZILLLA
TOO MUCH SWEET HATRED
WAY TOO MUCH SANIC
NOT ENOUGH BELGIUM
THE DIFFICULTIES OF MAKING AN ASSASSINATION SANDBOX



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HULK LOVE GRAND KINGDOM, HERE'S EVERYTHING WRONG WITH IT

GRAND KINGDOM AS FOLLOWERS PROBABLY HAVE SURMISED BY NOW IS PRETTY DAMN GREAT, BUT HULK SAY IT COULD DEFINITELY BE BETTER.


LETS COUNT ALL THE WAYS~

UI FIXES:

1: IF AN ARROW IS SOARING TOWARDS A WELL ESTABLISHED GRID IT SHOULD HIT THAT WELL ESTABLISHED GRID. A GRID IS NOT SOMEONE'S ART PROJECT NOR IS IT SOME SORT OF SUGGESTION.. ITS A FIX POINT OF LINES THAT IS GUIDED BY DECADES OF SCIENCE THAT CANNOT BE CHANGED BY ONE GROUP OF INDIVIDUALS WITHOUT REPERCUSSIONS.

IN THIS INSTANCE THE DEVS ALL LOOK LIKE MORONS THAT FAILED TO DO ANY RESEARCH BEFORE GRABBING SOME THING HEAVILY DOCUMENTED / PLACED IN THE ANNALS OF REALITY  THEN CONSTRUCTED WITH MATHEMATICS AND DEVISED DURING THE FIRST THOUGHTS OF HUMANITY, GRAVITY, AND THIS STRANGE WORLD WE ALL LIVE ON.

THE ARROW KILLING SOMEONE FRIENDLY OUTSIDE THAT GRID NOT NEAR THE UI WHEN THE DESTINATION IS INSIDE THE GRID IS A CRIME AGAINST HUMANITY.

IF THERE'S SOME NEW RULE THAT ONLY GRAND KINGDOM FOLLOWS AND NO ONE ELSE IN THE 30 YEARS OF VIDEO GAMES FOLLOW THEN THAT RULE NEEDS TO BE IN A TUTORIAL. 


2:  IF THE MEDIC FIRES A HEALING POTION AT FRIENDLY UNITS, AND IS AFFECTING A GRID... ONLY ITEMS IN THAT GRID SHOULD BE AFFECTED. ENEMY UNITS ( AND OF COURSE IT ONLY HAPPENS WITH ENEMY UNITS) SHOULD NOT BE INSTANTLY HEALED JUST BECAUSE THEY WERE OUTSIDE THE GRID YET STILL SORTA CLOSE TO THE ART WORK ASSOCIATED WITH A HEALING EFFECT. THAT DOES NOT MAKE SENSE, IT IS OUTSIDE THE GRID.

IF THERE'S SOME NEW RULE THAT ONLY GRAND KINGDOM FOLLOWS AND NO ONE ELSE IN THE 30 YEARS OF VIDEO GAMES FOLLOW THEN THAT RULE NEEDS TO BE IN A TUTORIAL. 


3: THE DIRECTIONAL KEYS ARE TERRIBLE... THEY ARE ALL ARROW BASED WITH NO FURTHER PROMPT ( SUCH AS BUTTON ASSOCIATED OR WHICH DIRECTION ON THE CONTROLLER IS SUPPOSED TO BE SELECTED IN ORDER TO CONTINUE IN A GIVEN DIRECTION. THE PROBLEM IS MADE WORSE BY TIME LIMITS. IN SOME MISSIONS THIS LACK OF HELPFULNESS CAUSES YOU TO GO IN A WRONG DIRECTION ON ACCIDENT ... ALSO WHEN RETURNING FROM A FIGHT IT IS VERY EASY TO FORGET THAT "LEFT" OR "RIGHT" IS CURRENTLY EQUATING TO "UP")


4: ITEMS WITH A "ONE TIME USE PER BATTLE" IN THE DESCRIPTION CAN BE USED MULTIPLE TIMES IN ONE GO WHEN IN WAR MODE... ARE THE ITEMS BEING WASTED? ARE THEY BEING STACKED? *THIS NEEDS A TUTORIAL.*

5: IF HULK HELP ONE COUNTRY IN WAR OR DURING A MISSION, THERE'S A CHANCE OF IT AFFECTING HULK POSITION AND CURRENT RANKING. YET HULK NEEDS TO CHANGE CITIES SOMETIMES IN ORDER TO GET BETTER GEAR.  HULK PUNISHED FOR CHANGING SIDES AND THE REPERCUSSIONS ARE BLURRY.  THERE ARE ALSO TIMES  WHERE THE RANKING AND CLOUT DOESN'T GET HARMED. *THIS NEEDS A TUTORIAL*


6: IF HULK DISPATCH TROOPS, THEY GO FIGHT FOR FIEL, THEY WIN FOR FIEL,  HULK CHANGE TO ANOTHER COUNTRY AFTER VICTORY BECAUSE HULK CONTRACT WITH FIEL IS UP, THE VICTORIES WILL NOW INSTEAD GO TO THE NEW COUNTRY INSTEAD OF GOING TO FIEL.  (MERCENARIES FIGHTING FOR A COUNTRY DON'T SUDDENLY HAVE THEIR WINS AND LOSSES GO TO A DIFFERENT COUNTRY NOT INVOLVED! THAT FUCKING IDIOTIC)

7:  IF A UNIT ATTACKS A CHARACTER THAT CHARACTER NOW GLOWS TO SUGGEST THE UNIT WILL BE ATTACKED. IF SAID ATTACK IS TRIGGERED, A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT UNIT EITHER AHEAD OR BEHIND SAID UNIT SHOULD NOT BE ATTACKED INSTEAD. UI'S ARE NOT A SUGGESTED ATTACK AREA. THEY ARE DOCTRINE. THEY ARE LAWS AND RULES CREATED DECADES AGO TO HELP PLAYERS GET THROUGH A GAME. A PLAYER MAKING A COMPLETELY UNEXPECTED MISTAKE DUE TO POOR TUTORIALS AND UI DESIGN DOES NOT EQUATE TO A MORE CHALLENGING EXPERIENCE! ALL IT DOES IS ANGER EVERYONE INVOLVED AND MAKE PLAYERS NEVER WANT TO PLAY GAME AGAIN

ALSO, IF THERE'S SOME NEW RULE THAT ONLY GRAND KINGDOM FOLLOWS AND NO ONE ELSE IN THE 30 YEARS OF VIDEOGAMES FOLLOW THEN THAT RULE NEEDS TO BE IN A TUTORIAL. 


8: IF A PLAYER'S CHARACTER IS GOOD AT CERTAIN THINGS, THEN THOSE TRAITS SHOULD BE EXPLAINED. FURTHER MORE IF A CHARACTER CAN GAIN SKILLS THEN THOSE SKILLS SHOULD BE EXPLAINED. FURTHER, IF THERE'S ONLY CERTAIN STATS OR CONDITIONS NEEDED IN ORDER TO GAIN A SKILL THEN THE MENU , GUIDE, OR HELP SECTIONS NEED TO GIVE GUIDANCE OR AT LEAST FUCKING HINTS ON HOW TO GAIN SAID SKILLS. IT TOOK HULK TWO WEEKS OF EXPERIMENTATION TO LEARN A SKILL CALLED "HEAL BULLET" ITS SUPPOSED TO BE A BASIC SKILL FOR SURVIVAL.

9: IF A COUNTRY GIVES CERTAIN REWARDS, EXAMPLES OF SAID REWARDS SHOULD BE IN THE TUTORIAL. ESPECIALLY WHEN CONSIDERING THE PROBLEMS LISTED IN 5 AND 6.THE DEVS RISK PUNISHING A PLAYER EACH TIME THEY TRY TO LEARN ABOUT A FACTION.

10: WHAT RANKS DO AND HOW RANKS ARE GAINED NEEDS A TUTORIAL.
( A COUNTER OR TABLE TO HOW LONG BEFORE EACH RANK UP WOULD ALSO BE NICE)


11: WHEN ANY RANGED UNIT IS THROWING A PROJECTILE THAT IS FOLLOWING  A  GRID... THE DAMAGE DONE SHOULD ONLY BE IN THAT GRID OR THE UI SHOULD BE UPDATING TO SHOW THE COMPLETE SPLASH DAMAGE. THIS IS NOT A FPS AND THESE ARE NOT GRENADES. THIS IS A STRATEGY GAME, THE PLAYER NEEDS SHARP PERFECT UI'S SO THE PLAYER KNOWS HOW TO DEVISE THERE STRATEGIES

12: IF AN ACID SHOT IS BEING THROWN INTO THE GRID  AND THE ARC STATES IT WILL BE GOING INTO ENEMIES AND WILL BE HARMING ENEMIES. IT SHOULD NOT ATTACK FRIENDLY ALLIES DUE TO INVISIBLE HIT BOXES THAT EXTEND FAR BEYOND THE CHARACTERS SIZE AND WEAPON.( THIS CAN BE CLASSIFIED AS GAME PLAY ISSUE AND UI FUCKUP)

13: MONEY EARNED DURING MULTIPLAYER HARD TO TRACK WITHOUT OPENING MENUS AND LOADING SCREENS HULK GAINED 40,000 FROM ONE MATCH AND HULK HAVE NO IDEA HOW THE FUCK IT HAPPENED

14: THE WARNING " YOU DETECT AN OMINOUS PRESENCE" SHOULD INCLUDE AN EXPLANATION ON HOW TO FUCKING GET TO THE OMINOUS PRESENCE. ESPECIALLY WHEN ITS NOT ON THE MAP.

 *****AGAIN*****

IF THERE'S SOME NEW RULE THAT ONLY GRAND KINGDOM FOLLOWS AND NO ONE ELSE IN THE 30 YEARS OF VIDEOGAMES FOLLOW THEN THAT RULE NEEDS TO BE IN A TUTORIAL.

( HULK SURE HULK FIND MORE BUT LETS MOVE ON)


GAMEPLAY

1: IF OPPONENT IS IN FRONT OF CHARACTER AND YOU MANAGE TO ATTACK THEM FROM BEHIND THROUGH AN ARC, THE RESOUNDING "BACK ATTACK" SHOULD BE MOVING THE CHARACTER FORWARD DUE TO FORCE, PHYSICS, AND THE LAWS OF EXPLOSIONS. THE CHARACTER SHOULD NOT MOVE BACKWARDS BECAUSE IT WAS A BACK ATTACK. THAT NOT MAKE SENSE. IT NOT AN IMPLOSION GRENADE, GRAND KINGDOM DOES NOT TAKE PLACE IN THE FUTURE OR PRESENT.

2: LEVEL GRINDING IS NOT FUN, FORCING PLAYER TO GRIND THROUGH MULTIPLAYER FOR ANY DECENT AMOUNT OF EXP IS TERRIBLE IDEA WHEN ALL THAT SHOW UP ARE  FIGHTS WITH A  LEVEL 56  TEAM CALLED "TRUMP 2016" THAT KILL IN ONE SWEEP.( AND OF COURSE, NO EXP GAINED)

3: EXP BOOSTS OR JUST HIGHER LEVELS OF EXP FROM ENEMIES NECESSARY IN THE TRAVEL QUESTS. THESE ARE FUN MAPS, REALLY FUN MAPS, HULK NOT JOKING, WHEN DIRECTION PROBLEMS MENTIONED EARLIER NOT OCCURRING THESE MAPS ARE FUCKING GREAT... IT NOT GREAT IF IT TAKE OVER AN HOUR JUST TO GAIN 4 LEVELS FOR WEAK CHARACTERS.

4: IF PLAYER GOES INTO HIGHER LEVEL AREA, COMMON SENSE DICTATES THEY SHOULD RECEIVE VASTLY LARGER AMOUNTS OF EXP FOR ACTUALLY GETTING A KILL. THIS NECESSARY IN ORDER TO KEEP PEOPLE PLAYING THE GAME. HULK WANT TO TEST UNITS, HULK WANT TO EXPLORE, THE FACT HULK CANT EASILY TRAIN UNITS IS EYESORE.

5: IF UNIT GO INTO WAR WITH LVL 25 CHARACTER AND 2 LVL 3 CHARACTERS, HULK SHOULD NOT BE GIVEN NOTHING BUT MATCHES WITH LVL 30 CHARACTERS. HULK NEED TO TRAIN UNITS, GRAND KINGDOM NEEDS TO LEARN HOW TO BALANCE TEAMS AND OPPONENTS.

6: DUE TO THE ISSUE STATED IN 5 IT IS INCREDIBLY DIFFICULT TO TRAIN A DRAGON MAGE UNIT.

7: DUE TO THE ISSUES STATED ON SKILLS IN THE UI SECTION AND IN 5 IT IS INCREDIBLY HARD TO TRAIN A DRAGON MAGE UNIT

8: DUE TO THE FACT DRAGON MAGES TAKE TWO SLOTS ON THE FOUR MAN TEAMS, IT IS INCREDIBLY HARD TO TRAIN A DRAGON MAGE UNIT ( ESPECIALLY IN WAR)

9: IN WAR, WHEN HULK SIGN AN ALLIANCE AND PAY FOR THAT UNIT TO HELP HULK IN BATTLE, HULK SHOULD SEE UNIT SHOW UP ON THE BATTLE FIELD NO MATTER WHAT. HULK HAS PAID OVER 8000, TO DATE DURING WARS TO GET ONE OF THOSE UNITS TO HELP HULK, HULK NEVER SEE IT SHOW UP.

IF HULK IS INCORRECT IN ASSUMPTIONS ON HOW ALLIANCE WORKS, THEN IT NEEDS A FUCKING TUTORIAL

10: IF CERTAIN ABILITIES LIKE "HEALING RAIN" CAN AFFECT THE MAP OUTSIDE OF JUST HEALTH, THEN THAT SHOULD BE IN A TUTORIAL

11: IF HULK BUYS AN ITEM, HULK SHOULD BE ABLE TO USE IT ANYWHERE OR AT LEAST ASSIGN THEM TO DIFFICULT MISSIONS AS HULK SEE FIT IN SOME CAPACITY. FIGHT DIFFICULTY / CHALLENGE WITH HARD WORK, PERSEVERANCE, AND FUNDS.... NOT SCRIPTED ITEM SUGGESTIONS. WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD LET A UNIT GO INTO BATTLE UNDERFUNDED? INCREDIBLY IDIOTIC

12: SIDE MISSIONS SHOULD NOT BE GENERIC. THEY SHOULD BE WORLD BUILDING MISSIONS IN ORDER TO HELP PLAYER DECIDE WHICH FACTION THEY SHOULD JOIN IN MULTIPLAYER. HULK WANT TO LEARN ABOUT MAGION, WHY CAN'T HULK LEARN MORE ABOUT MAGION?

( HULK ALSO WOULDN'T MIND SIDE MISSIONS FOCUSED ON A COUNTRY. ...GOOD WILL MISSIONS AND DOPE SUPPLY CHAINS SEEM LIKE SOMETHING FIEL WOULD ASPIRE FOR, YET ALL THEY GIVE ARE MISSIONS SURROUNDING MURDER... THEY ARE A COUNTRY BUILT ENTIRELY OF WAR REFUGEES WHILE THEIR QUEEN LOOKS SORTA LIKE AN ELF, HULK WANT BACKSTORY)

13: PALADINS FOR YEARS HAVE BEEN CONNECTED TO QUICK MOVING AGILE MEN WHO HOLD AN AFFINITY WITH SOME HIGHER PURPOSE ( USUALLY A GOD) THEY SHOULDN'T BE SO SLOW THEY DIE BEFORE GETTING TO THE FIGHT

14: PALADINS USUALLY ARE ASSOCIATED WITH BEING AT THE FRONT, TRADITIONALLY SPEAKING THEY GET BEST GEAR DUE TO CORRUPTION OF FAITH AND HOLY CHURCH BODIES. A DAMAGE BOOST IS ALSO EXPECTED.

15: WHEN SOMEONE IMPROVES THERE AGILITY THEY BECOME FASTER AND CAN MOVE LARGER DISTANCES. WHEN THAT IS BEING DONE AN IMPROVEMENT SHOULD BE SEEN EVEN IF IT SLOW CHARACTER LIKE THE PALADIN.

16: EVEN WHEN PLAYER SCREWS UP AND THE UI ( FOR THIS ONE RARE MOMENT) IS NOT TO BLAME, TEAM KILLS SHOULD NOT HAPPEN AUTOMATICALLY. IN WARS, UNITS CAN GET CAUGHT IN FRIENDLY UNIT'S SUPPORT FIRE EASILY YET IN THAT SITUATION ITS NOT THE END OF THE WORLD AND THE GAME USUALLY CALCULATES FAIRLY. YET IF ITS A TEAM ATTACK OR ENEMY HEAL THE GAME IS EXCESSIVELY UNBELIEVABLY INCOMPREHENSIBLY CRUEL. THIS HERE IS A MASSIVE CONTRADICTION AND LACK OF FORE THOUGHT. SADISM  OF THIS NATURE DOES NOT SELL GAMES NOR CAN THIS BE CONSIDERED "DIFFICULTY". THIS IS JUST GARBAGE LAYERED ONTO WHAT IS ALREADY A REALLY BAD EXPERIENCE.

17: IF TWO UNITS WITH SAME SKILLS  AND STATS ACTIVATE THE SAME MOVE THAT REQUIRES A WAITING PERIOD BEFORE ACTIVATION. THE ENEMY UNIT SHOULD NOT TRIGGER THERE ATTACK ON THE NEXT TURN WHILE PLAYER IS STUCK WAITING 5 TURNS. ( THIS WAS TESTED MULTIPLE TIMES , MANY OF WHICH WITH NO STATE BOOSTS ON THE FIELD)

18: WHEN FIGHTING MONSTER IN TRAVEL MODE, A BOUNTY ON A 13 LVL AREA SHOULD NOT BE A 48 LVL MONSTROSITY OF 8 MONSTERS

19: WHEN FIGHTING MONSTERS ON THE FIELD, BOUNTIES AND RARE OCCURRENCES... THE ASSIST GAUGE SHOULDN'T ONLY ACTIVATE ON FIGHTS THAT ARE ALREADY INSANELY UNFAIR

20: UNFAIR FIGHTS SHOULD NOT BE A RANDOM OCCURRENCE IN TRAVEL MODE. THEY SHOULD BE AT THEIR APPROPRIATE LEVELED AREA WITH A SHITLOAD OF WARNINGS SURROUNDING THEM

21: WHEN IN WAR AND FORCED BACK TO MAP AFTER A FEW FIGHTS, PLAYER SHOULD BE GIVEN A CHANCE TO CHECK SURROUNDINGS, MOVE, OR GRAB ITEMS EVEN WHEN THE FORT IS GRABBED BY THE OTHER TEAM. FORCING THEM INTO NEW WAVE OF FIGHTS IS A DICK MOVE

22: WHEN RUNNING AWAY FROM MONSTER, ACCIDENTALLY CHOOSE A DEAD END DUE TO BAD DIRECTIONAL BUTTONS IN THE UI AND MONSTER ATTACKS. THE SELECTION OF " RETREAT" SHOULD ALLOW THE PLAYER TO JUMP BACK ONE SPACE JUST LIKE IT DOES ANYWHERE ELSE ON THE MAP, NOT JUST RE FORCE THE PLAYER BACK INTO A BAD FIGHT THEY DIDN'T WANT BECAUSE THE DIRECTIONAL UI IS TERRIBLY CONFUSING"

23: HULK HAS NO IDEA WHAT THE POWERS EACH NATION HAS, WHAT THE SPRITI BEASTS DO, THEY'VE ONLY BEEN BARELY MENTIONED ONCE IN STORYLINE SO FAR BUT HULK NEEDS A TUTORIAL ON WTF THEY ARE, WTF THEY DO, AND HTF SOMEONE FIGHTS THEM. NO ONE HAS AN ANSWER YET.

24: PEOPLE ONLINE KEEP TRYING TO MAKE GUIDES ON HOW THE SKILLS ARE LEARNED BUT NO ONE HAS ANYTHING CONCRETE AND NO ONE DEV WISE IS SUPPORTING THEM OR FOCUSING THERE EFFORTS. THE GAME DEVS IN CHARGE OF GAMEPLAY SHOULD GET THERE ASSES IN GEAR AND FUCKING HELP THEM

25: AND LASTLY, SCROLLS AND TOMES ARE POINTLESS.


THEY ARE HARD TO FIND
THEY ARE VERY HARD TO USE
AN INSANE AMOUNT OF GRINDING IS NECESSARY
IT DOESN'T FOLLOW ANY OF THE CONVENTIONS OF RPGS
THE PSN STORE MAKES THEM LOOK LIKE GARBAGE DLC INSTEAD OF A TOOL TO HELP IMPROVE A CHARACTER.

HULKGAMECRIT PODCAST! SUSHIL'S QUICKENING EDITION!

BRANDON = NO MAN SKY NERVOUS
DAVID GOT CENSORED
COREY IS THE BEST TESTER OF ALL TIME FOR THAT ONE GAME
SUSHIL ON THE PODCAST AGAIN, 3 MORE AND HE GETS SUB DLC
HULK = STAR CITIZEN NERVOUS

DISCUSSION POINTS: 
BRANDON HAS MET HIS BROTHER FROM ANOTHER MOTHER
SUSHIL WAS THE PROTOTYPE 
NO MAN'S SKY CAN'T STOP MAKING PEOPLE NERVOUS
STAR CITIZEN STARSHIP SUICIDE PACT
POKEMON GO IS PRETTY DOPE
GRAND KINGDOM HATRED
TIME TO DIE ADVENTURES
SONIC FANDOM
INDIENOMICON IS PRETTY GREAT, GO JOIN A MEETING ALREADY

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TIME TO DIE ADVENTURES
ITUNES VERSION
FREE VERSION
WINDOWS PHONE VERSION

HULKGAMECRIT PODCAST! ZERO TIME'S DILEMMA EDITION!

MATHIAS HAS A EU POLICY HULK CAN BELIEVE IN
HULK HATES / LOVES ZTD
( THERE ARE SPOILERS ON ZTD THIS WEEK) 

DISCUSSION POINTS:
 40 GRAND A MONTH THROUGH PATREON
STAR OCEAN DEVS GAVE A BAD INTERVIEW
WB LAWSUIT / INTERNET CELEBS
ZTD RAGE
999 / VLR WERE BETTER
FLAVOR OF THE MONTH VS THE LONG HAUL
EVOLVE JUST NEVER WENT PLACES
REZERO

THOSE CURIOUS ON WB RULING, HERE 


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HULKGAMECRIT PODCAST! DELAYED CONVERSATIONS EDITION!

BRANDON WANTS THOSE BETS
DAVID WANTS THE PROMOTIONS
MATHIAS WANTS THE AD REVENUE
HULK CAN'T CATCH ANY OF THEM :(

DISCUSSION POINTS:
ADS ARE GREAT
CSGO IS SLAMMED BECAUSE THEY FORGOT TO JAM--UP THE GOVERNMENT
POKEMON GO
HULK CANT CATCH THEM ALL
PEPSIMAN
SGDQ


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HULKGAMECRIT PODCAST! NOTHING BUT FAITHLESSNESS EDITION!

HULK IS ANGRY
MATHIAS WILL BE ANGRY NEXT WEEK
DAVID CANT WATCH MOVIES IN THE SOUTH

DISCUSSION POINTS:

ZERO TIME DILEMMA
THE NECESSITIES OF THE STORY
STAR OCEAN ISN'T VERY FAITHFUL TO THE FANBASE.... IRONY
AERITH MAY NOT PASS GO
EA SUED AGAIN
SGDQ




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HULKGAMECRIT PODCAST: VIKING MEAT FUNNEL EDITION!

BRANDON'S INNER PLEB IS SHOWING
MATHIAS REALLY REALLY LIKES POE
HULK HAPPY THIS ALL GOT DONE IN ONE TAKE

DISCUSSION POINTS:

SONY SCREWED
MICROSOFT SCREWED
STATED NINTENDO RUMORS 
THE LONG LONG *LONG* TALE OF MIGHTY NUMBER 9
4 HOUR CREDITS
BAD TRANSLATION OR BAD TRANSLATOR
THAT OTHER BAD GAME BRANDON WANTED WAS ACTUALLY CANCELLED
DON'T BE A DICK
HULK'S KETTLE IS REALLY BLACK
TERRIBLY EXECUTED NINTENDO JOKES

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HULKGAMECRIT PODCAST: KILLING EMOTIONAL CRABS EDITION!

BRANDON KINDA LIKED E3
MATHIAS WANTS TO MAKE AMERICA GRATE AGAIN
HULK FEEL SORRY FOR SEA SPIDERS

DISCUSSION POINTS:

E3
UBISOFT AND EA KILLED A LOT OF LATINOS
CRAB MURDER
GOD OF WAR THE CNIMATIC DOPENESS
THAT WAS ACTUALLY A COD TRAILER?
ALL THE GAMES THAT ARE COMING OUT
ODIN SPHERE DISCUSSION
MATHIAS STILL PLAYING POE



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HULKGAMECRIT PODCAST! ORB OF REGRET EDITION!

TIS THE MOST WONDERFUL WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR~
TOO MANY GAMES AND TOO LITTLE TIME

DISCUSSION POINTS:
MIRRORS EDGE PREQUEL IS EITHER GREAT OR TERRIBLE..
ROCKET LEAGUE "JAPANESE MAN"
WITCHER
EVE WAR CORRESPONDENTS
EVE WAR PROFITEERS
EVE MERCHANTS OF DEATH
HULKGAMECRIT DISCOUNT WEAPONS EMPORIUM tm
EVE MERCENARIES HAD A REALLY GREAT YEAR
EVE PROPAGANDA?
SPACE GAME OF THRONES
NEW GAMES THAT LOOK LIKE BOMB DIFFUSION
NEW CONTROLLERS
AFK DICKERY CAUSED BUG


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HULKGAMECRIT PODCAST! E3 DISCORD EDITION

BRANDON IS ON THE SEAS
MATHIAS WANTS HIS WAFFLE BONES
DAVID HAS IT RUFF
HULK DOESN'T WANT TO RETRAIN THEM

DISCUSSION POINTS:
STEAM
BRANDON NOT LISTENING
SIMULAR
SO MANY NOT FUCKS WERE GIVEN THAT DAY
FRENCH HOSTILE TAKE OVERS
HILL HE CHOSE TO DIE ON
DISCORD CANT HANDLE A 4 WAY ( INSERT TERRIBLE INNUENDO HERE)
NEW GRAPHICS CARD FOR VR
OVERWATCH
TERRIBLE FANFIC


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HULKGAMECRIT PODCAST: ASMR EDITION!

REMEMBER THE GOOD OLE DAYS WHERE EVERYTHING WAS LOUD, IMPERSONAL, AND NOT FULL OF LAYOFFS? THAT AIN'T THIS WEEK'S EPISODE...

DISCUSSION POINTS: 
CHOCOLATE NO JUTSU! 
LAYOFFS
VALKYRIA FAILS
DOPE SEGWAYS
MORE DIVISION FUCK UPS
FINAL FANTASY FOOD PORN


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BRANDON'S LATEST RAMBLINGS

 

WHEN LIONS EAT SUNS

(VLR SPOILERS BELOW)

AS MANY FOLLOWERS PROBABLY ARE ALREADY AWARE, THE ENDING OF THE ZERO ESCAPE SERIES IS LESS THAN A MONTH AWAY...

A SERIES HULK WAS MADE AWARE OF DUE TO CONTRACT THAT SADLY STUTTERED TO HALT AND MUCH LIKE HULK'S CONTRACT THE SERIES ITSELF IN RECENT YEARS HAS ALSO HAD ITS OWN SHARE OF DIFFICULTIES.

YET NONE OF THAT REALLY MATTERS RIGHT NOW HULK GUESS

CURRENTLY, HULK HAS BEEN REPLAYING VIRTUES LAST REWARD PARTLY TO DUST OFF THE COBWEBS  / REMIND HULK HOW THESE GAME ARE SUPPOSED TO BE PLAYED AND THE OTHER REASON BEING BECAUSE OF SOMETHING HULK MENTIONED IN PODCAST A LITTLE WHILE BACK.


THIS WAS ONE OF THOSE GAMES WHERE IT WAS ENTIRELY POSSIBLE THROUGH EITHER ONES OWN HULKY CLEVERNESS ( AND POSSIBLY SHEER STUPIDITY) THAT SOMEONE CAN FIND THEMSELVES SKIPPING AN ENORMOUS SECTION OF THE GAME'S STORYLINE THUS ENDING UP IN SPOILER TERRITORY OF THE WORSE NATURE.... AND WITHOUT GAMEFAQS TO BLAME

A THOUSAND HULK TEARS WERE SHED

AS BRANDON MENTIONED ON PODCAST, THE IDEA OF DOING SOMETHING LIKE THIS AND THE DEVELOPER HAVING ENOUGH FORESIGHT TO EMBRACE AND ENACT ON THOSE DESIRES BEFORE A PLAYER EVEN TOUCHES THE GAME CAN BE SEEN AS A DEFINING MOMENT FOR THE GAME, FOR THE DEVELOPER, FOR EVERYONE IN GENERAL.

AND HULK TENDS TO AGREE WITH ADORABLE MINION, THE IDEA OF A DEVELOPER PREDICTING AND ENACTING SUCH LEVELS OF ACTION WITHIN THEIR PLAYERS IS AN EXCITING AND VERY RARELY EXPLORED TUNNEL OF NARRATIVE DEVELOPMENT.


IN THE CASE OF VIRTUES LAST REWARD, HULK HAD ACCIDENTALLY ENTERED SPOILER TOWN DUE TO A COMPUTER TERMINAL HULK FOUND VERY EARLY IN THE GAME AND THROUGH THE GAMES FASCINATING NARRATIVE STRUCTURE, HULK DECIDED TO RETURN BACK TO THE TERMINAL ONCE A FEW DIFFERENT " CONCEPTS" HAD POPPED INTO HULK MIND WHICH TURNED OUT TO THE BE MULTIPLE USERNAMES AND PASSWORDS NEEDED ( HULK HAD NO IDEA AT THE TIME). HULK WILL TALK NARRATIVE PLOT LINE STRUCTURE ON ANOTHER DAY BUT HULK WOULD LIKE TO STRESS A COUPLE THINGS BEFORE MOVING FORWARD.

THE "SPOILER TOWN" HULK HAD ENTERED SHOULD HAVE BEEN SOMETHING HULK SHOULD SEE VERY VERY LATE IN GAME. HULK'S NARRATIVE STRUCTURE FOR VLR WAS FOREVER RUINED BY THE FUCK UP BUT IF HULK HAD TO GUESS IT WAS ALL THINGS MEANT TO BE LEARNED AS HULK REACHED PERHAPS THE 80% CLEARANCE MARK INSIDE THE GAME. WHEREAS HULK FIGURED OUT ENOUGH OF THE TERMINAL WHEN HULK WAS NEAR 30% COMPLETION RATE.

NEEDLESS TO SAY, THE EUPHORIC AND BATSHIT PERSPECTIVE BASED INSANITY OF 999 WAS INSIDE VLR BUT THE SPOILERS HULK HAD ACCIDENTALLY UNLOCKED INSIDE THE GAME MADE IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HULK TO CARRY THE SAME KIND OF EMOTIONAL RESPONSE HULK HAS CARRIED FOR MOST OF THE VN'S THAT HAVE BEEN WRITTEN BY THIS DEVELOPER.

AND THEREIN LIES THE DANGEROUS AND EXCITING ASPECT OF VLR. THE GAME COULD HAVE BEEN BORING AND PLACED CHECKS INSIDE THE CODE THAT REFUSED THE PLAYER TO MOVE ON WITH THIS PARTICULAR STORY UNTIL ALL CONDITIONS HAD BEEN MET.

YET THEY DECIDED NOT TO GO THE TRADITIONAL ROUTE INSTEAD BANKING ON A "GAMER'S" "INTELLIGENCE" WHICH IN HULK'S CASE DID NOT GO AS PLANNED.

AS HULK ENTERS INTO ZERO TIME DILEMMA HULK CANT DECIDE IF HULK SHOULD LOVE OR HATE WHAT VLR ASPIRED TO DO AND THIS FRUSTRATES HULK. IF THEY HAD GONE THE BORING ROUTE AND PLACED BLOCKS IN THE WAY, IT WAS ENTIRELY POSSIBLE HULK WOULD HAVE NEVER FIGURED THAT OUT AND GAVE UP ON THE GAME HALF WAY! ( HULK IS SILLY LIKE THAT) THEN BLAMBASTEDLY SMASHED THEM ON TWITTER WHILE BEING A POUTY HULK! 

 YET IN THE DIRECTION THAT THEY WENT HULK HAD PROGRESSED DECENTLY BUT FIGURED STUFF OUT BEFORE THE DEVELOPER INTENDED AND LO HULK FELT CHEATED WITH HULK'S EXPERIENCE.

SHOULD HULK HAVE BEEN BLOCKED? SHOULD HAVE THE DEVELOPER NOT PLACED ALL THE SPOILERS RIGHT AFTER THE TERMINAL PUZZLE WAS SOLVED? PERHAPS SOME SORT OF RECAP SYSTEM BASED ON THE STORYLINES HULK HAD UNLOCKED SHOULD HAVE OCCURED AT THE TERMINAL THEN ALL THE EXTRA STORYLINES STUFF SHOULD HAVE BEEN SPRINKLED IN AFTER THAT WAS DONE? (IS THAT AN EVEN PLAUSIBLE CONCEPT FOR THE CURRENT GAMEDEVING SYSTEMS?)

THERE'S SO MANY DIFFERENT WILD WAYS A STORY COULD HAVE BEEN TOLD IN THIS GAME YET THE DEVELOPER FELT THEIR CHOICE WAS THE BEST CHOICE....

AND NOW HULK SITS HERE IN THE DARKNESS PONDERING IF ZERO TIME DILEMMA WILL BE THE GLUE TO MAKE THIS SERIES SHINE MORE IN HULK MIND OR IF THE ONE FUCKUP ON WHAT HAS BEEN AN ABSOLUTELY STELLAR AND CRAFTY SERIES WILL BE THE ONLY ELEMENT THAT SHALL LAST AS THE CURTAIN IS CLOSED.

ONE SINGULAR MOMENT IN ALL OF SPACE TIME THAT WAS THE MOMENT HULK NEEDED. YET LIKE VLR AND 999 HULK APPEARS TO BE ON ONE OF THE SIDE PATHS.

AND THE MORE "PROVOCATIVE" CHARACTERS ARE PROBABLY DEAD IN AN INFIRMARY SOMEWHERE NEARBY WHILE A BRITISH CIRCUS LOOKING MANIAC IS DROPPING BOMBS AROUND.

HULKGAMECRIT PODCAST: CARDS AGAINST UCHIHA EDGELORDS EDITION!

DUE TO HULK FIVE YEAR ANNIVERSARY ( AND MORE IMPORTANTLY, THE MINIONS TRYING TO ASSASSINATE HULK'S RECORDING)( AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, HULK'S BIRTHDAY) PODCAST IS SHORTER THIS WEEK, *DEAL WITH IT*

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HULKGAMECRIT PODCAST! THE PHILOSOPHER'S CHAINSAW IS AN AUTOBOT EDITION!

5 YEARS AGO HULK JOINED TWITTER
ONE DAY AS HULK FROLICKED THROUGH THE DARK INNER WORKINGS OF THE TWITTERSPHERE AN INTERESTING QUESTION WAS THROWN HULK'S WAY

"HULK, WHY NOT MAKE MORE CONTENT?
FOLLOWERS REALLY LIKE CONTENT"

THAT TWEET WAS WHAT STARTED THIS TRAINWRECK

DISCUSSION POINTS:
5 YEARS OF PODCAST TITLES
 TRIPS DOWN MEMORY LANE
SWEDISH WATERS
HITLER BASECODES
MECHA PONIES
LIGHT NOVELS
STORIES ARE IMPORTANT TO GAMES
MASS LAYOFFS
THE PHILOSOPHER'S CHAINSAW

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HULKGAMECRIT PODCAST! KIKI'S DELIVERY SERVICE IS NOT IN JERSEY EDITION!

ITS A STORY ABOUT A HAPPY GO LUCKY WITCH TRYING TO COMPETE WITH BIG BROTHER UPS DAMN IT! NOT A JERSEY ALLEGORY WITH TRUMP VIBES! 


MATHIAS IS ON THE CASE
DAVID'S BREAKING DOWN THE DOOR
WILL CANT STOP TALKING ABOUT MODERN ZOMBIES
HULK HATES BRIGHTHOUSE

DISCUSSION POINTS:
NINTENDO FAILS
PERSONA IS AWESOME
KIKI IS NOT IN JERSEY
GHIBLI VR FEVER DREAMS
E3


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HULKGAMECRIT PODCAST! SOMETHING TERRIBLE IS IN THE BASECODE EDITION!

WILL DIED
MATHIAS'S FAULT
BRANDON WAS BRANDON
DAVID ON A MURDER SPREE
HULK = BAD CONDUCTOR

DISCUSSION POINTS:
HULK FAILS
AWKWARD SILENCE
DRONES
DS3 WITHDRAWAL SYNDROME
LIGHT NOVEL NONSENSE
TUXEDO MASK
ANGER
DIVISION WILL NEVER BE TROLL FREE




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HULKGAMECRIT PODCAST! NEVER FINISH THAT SENTENCE EDITION!

LOOK, HULK REALLY WANTS TO EXPLAIN WHAT'S GOING ON BUT MINIONS JUST WONT LET HULK * GAGGED* ]


BRANDON IS MOONLIGHTING AND SUNLIGHTING
DAVE THE FANATIC
WILL'S NEW SKIN
MATHIAS NEEDS TO GET BETTER ROLLS

DISCUSSION POINTS:
DOPE COVERBAND TITLE
RATCHET
CLANKS
DS3
PUBLICNESS
INTERUPPTEDNESS
PURE CHAOS
SUN BROS
MOONLIGHTING
RICH DICKS
CHARMING LADY
SALARY POINTS
OVERTIMES



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HULKGAMECRIT PODCAST! POCKET FULL OF WAFFLES EDITION!

MATHIAS IS HULK ROCK IN THE STORM
THE SHIP TO HULK PIER
THAT BEACON OF LIGHT IN THE DARKNESS
THE ONE THING TO GET HULK THROUGH BOTTOM OF BARREL OF MOLYBOOZE...

DISCUSSION POINTS:

ONE CAN BUY VR, ORDER VR BUT CANT GET VR
TECH MISSING
15 SUCKS
MADCATS LIGHTNING
JAMES FUCKING CAMERON
POKEMON SEXY TIMES
GTA SUED, A HISTORIUM
DON'T MAKE SHITTY WORK ENVIRONMENTS
LIKE WENDYS
OR ARBYS
OR BEST BUY
HULK COULD GO ON



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HULKGAMECRIT PODCAST! HULK RECORDING SOFTWARE GOT DRAGON CANCER EDITION!

HULK AND MINIONS SUFFERED TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES FOLLOWED BY A VERY GRIM PODCAST ASSASSINATION.... HOPEFULLY PROBLEMS FIXED NEXT WEEK

DISCUSSION POINTS:
WATER ICE
ENGLISH DICK-TION
DRAGON CANCER
LETS PLAYS
APRIL FOOLS
ETHICS


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HULKGAMECRIT PODCAST! BELGIAN BOY DETECTIVE EDITION!

HE'S ON THE CASE
BRANDON WILL TELL THE STORY
SOMEONE WILL DOUBLECROSS
HULK PROMISE TO GIVE UP ON IT IN THE SECOND SEASON

DISCUSSION POINTS:
BELGIUM
PLANES
GAMES
RAIN
GAINS
FAME
THE HOT WINGS OF DESTINY

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HULKGAMECRIT PODCAST! TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES EDITION!

THE POLLEN IS ENDING, HULK FEELING BETTER, AND JUST AS MINIONS FLOOD IN  WITH ALMOST PERFECT ATTENDANCE THE INTERNET DECIDES TO MURDER THE PODCAST...

LOVELY...

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HULKGAMECRIT PODCAST! SUPER SECRET AWESOME TRAPCARD EDITION!

BRANDON ACTIVATED HIS TRAP CARD
ONLY TO REALIZE IT WAS ACTUALLY MATHIAS'S TRAP CARD
WHICH WAS SECRETLY PLANTED BY HULK

THIS WHOLE PODCAST IS A TRAPCARD!

DISCUSSION POINTS:
THE DIVISION
FIRE EMBLEM
FAR CRY
POE
THE KING OF GAMES



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HULKGAMECRIT PODCAST! GONE FULL 4D CIRCLE EDITION!

DAVID DID A THING
THAT BELGIUN GUY IS SOME KIND OF MAD GENIUS
BRANDON IS THE SCURGE
HULK AT CENTER OF ALL CAPS ECONOMY
STILL IS VERY GRAY AND PLAYS VIDEOGAMES

DISCUSSION POINTS:
MASS LAYOFFS!
MASS GAMEDEV DEATHS?
THE LINEUP! 
THAT THING PEOPLE WERE GONNA PLAY? NO REVIEWS DAY ONE!
A LOT OF COUGHING!
THE ULTIMATE WAIFU!
BEARSONA!



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BRANDON JUMP HARDCORE 
BRANDON FIREWATCH THOUGHTS

HULKGAMECRIT PODCAST! POLLEN ORGY IN THE SKY EDITION!

BRANDON JOINED A MILITARY COMPLEX
THE BELGIAN CAN DO NO WRONG
DAVID BECAME A YUNA SUMMONER
HULK DIED

DISCUSSION POINTS:
POLLEN SUCKS
BLAH BLAH BLAH VIDEOGAME NEWS
FDF DEPLOYS
YUNA DEPLOYS
HULK WANT ALL THE WAIFUS
FIRE EMBLEM FATES
GRAVITY RUSH CAN'T BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY

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HULKGAMECRIT PODCAST! SYPHILIS AND HUNGRY EYES EDITION!

IN 1938 THE WORLD HAD A LOT OF PROBLEMS... CREATING YOUR 175TH PODCAST WAS NOT ONE OF THEM...

BRANDON IS BEING EYED FROM ACROSS THE BAR
DAVID IS DEAD INSIDE OVER THE NUMBER
MATHIAS IS STILL BELGIAN
WILL HAS HUNGRY EYES

DISCUSSION POINTS:
BAD CUTS!
TERRIBLE PLOT!
STDS!
BABY MURDER!
SCENES THAT GO NOWHERE!
SCENES THAT STOP THE MOVIE DEAD!
AND MAYBE A LITTLE GAMING NEWS

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HULKGAMEHYPOCRITE PODCAST! HYPOCRITE EDITION!

THIS IS IS IT
THE LINE IN THE SAND
BRANDON SEARCHED FOR IT
PRINNY STOLE IT
MATHIAS HAS SECRETLY ALWAYS HUNGERED FOR IT

DISCUSSION POINTS:
HULK STTUTER
FINE BROS NOT GOOD BROS
MEGA64 = BEST BROS
DONT BE A DICK THEORY
BANDAI NAMCO ACTUALLY SCREWS SOMETHING UP
SOME PYCHO


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HULKGAMECRIT PODCAST! CARDS AGAINST AUSCHWITZ EDITION

BRANDON PLAYED THE TRAP CARDS!
DAVID WENT FOR A FUSHION!
WILL LOVED THE DARK CARDS!
AND HULK WENT FOR THE HISTORY LESSON!

DISCUSSION POINTS:
OUR FIRST EVER SEGWAY BATTLE!
IT WAS A SLOOOOOW NEWS WEEK SO CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY



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HULKGAMECRIT PODCAST! NATHAN NORTH HATE BONER EDITION!

NUMB NUT#1 THOUGHT HE WOULD BE LATE
NUMB NUT#2 WAS LATE
NUMB NUT#3 WAS LATE AND TOOK A SHOWER!
HULK GUESS WINTER MAKES FOOLS OF US ALL
( AS DOES THE WEATHER)

DISCUSSION POINTS:
BETHESDA MADE A 380 DOLLAR ACTION FIGURE!
VR FAILURE RISING
SEGA GONE BACK TO WHAT THEY KNOW BEST!
AAA INDUSTRY LOSES ANOTHER DEV ( NO ONE DIED THIS TIME)
MORE FUEL FOR THE CENSOR


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HULKGAMECRIT PODCAST! FOR DILDOS BY DILDOS EDITION!

WILL LOST ALOT OF SOUNDWAVES
DAVID FINALLY HIT PAYDIRT
OUR BELGIAN IS OUR BELIGAN AND NO ONE ELSES BELGIAN
BRANDON GOT PLUMED
HULK LOVES AMAZON

DISCUSSION POINTS:
OPERATION DILDO DROP
MORE VR NONSENSE
WILL HAS A PROBLEM
SEO IS SERIOUS BUSINESS
LEAVING NOTES EVERYWHERE
THE VR NONSENSE KEEPS HAPPENING
ALL ABOUT THE D*** METRICS
WE NEVER DID FIND RICHARD


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HULKGAMECRIT PODCAST! FOR D**** BY D**** EDITION!

IT A NEW YEAR AND HULK PLUS GANG STRIVE TO START THINGS OUT RIGHT!

BRANDON IS WORKING ON BRANDING!
DAVID IS RUNNING ON AN ALL D**** PROGRAM!
HULK STRIVES TO MAKE MATHIAS HAPPY
MATHIAS HAPPY SHAFT HAS STOPPED SHAFTING EVERYONE
AND WILL IS DAVID'S MANAGER

 
DISCUSSION POINTS!

SHENMUE 3 STEALING FROM PAYPAL  USERS THROUGH DEMOCRACY
OCULUS RIFTING PRICES
A TON OF CENSORING
SIN




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THE TRAINWRECK AWARDS!

WHO WILL BE THE WINNER?
WHO SHALL BE THE LOSER?
ITS KONAMI...
IT'LL ALWAYS BE KONAMI

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