Tuesday, April 26, 2011

INTERNET SECURITY!

HULK HAS NOTICED A LOT OF NEW TRICKS AND TRAPS BEING USED TO STEAL PEOPLES INFORMATION!

HULK IS GOING TO LIST SOME AND GIVE YOU WAYS TO KNOW ITS A TRAP AND HOW TO RESPOND!





EXAMPLE:

GREETINGS SIR OR MADAM!
RECENTLY WE HERE AT ( BLAH BLAH BLAH) ARE GOING THROUGH A SERVER UPDATE!

WE NEED YOUR PASSWORD AND SCREEN NAME TO PROCEED!







ANALYSIS ! :
NO COMPANY WILL EVER ASK YOU FOR SCREEN NAME OR PASSWORD! THEY ALREADY HAVE IT!

ITS SOME JERK TRYING TO GET YOUR INFO AND EMAIL RECORDS!



SIDE NOTE: THEY DON'T GIVE A S*** ABOUT YOU! THEY'LL PROCEED WHETHER YOU LIKE IT ,OR NOT!







EXAMPLE NUMBER 2:


SIGN ON TO WIRELESS INTERNET UNDER SOMETHING CALLED FREE PUBLIC WIFI



ANALYSIS:

THE CHANCES OF THIS BEING LEGIT IS .01%

IN ALMOST ALL REPORTED CASES ITS A REDIRECT TO INTERNET THROUGH ANOTHER COMPUTER! THEY ARE RECORDING EVERYTHING YOU DO ONLINE!





EXAMPLE NUMBER 3:



COMPUTER SUDDENLY STARTS SLOWING DOWN, OPENING WINDOWS ON ITS OWN ACCORD, OR JUST SEEMS VERY VERY OFF AFTER LOOKING AT A WEBSITE FROM THE SPANISH SECTION OF THE INTERNET!



ANALYSIS:

YOU HAVE EITHER JUST BEEN HACKED, WORMED, VIRUSED, AD ASSAULTED OR ALL OF THE ABOVE!.... BASICALLY YOUR COMPUTER WAS JUST ATTACKED BY SOME JERK IN A DARK MISUNDERSTOOD CORNER OF THE WORLD!... OR JUST SOME A*****************!

USE THIS,THIS,THIS, OR THIS
( MIGHT NEED TO MAKE IT A FOURWAY :P)




EXAMPLE NUMBER 4:


MY SONY ACCOUNT HAD SOME WEIRD S*** POP UP RIGHT BEFORE THE CRASH BUT NOW I CANT CHECK, AND SONY IS REFUSING TO TELL ME IF MY ACCOUNT HAS BEEN AFFECTED....WTF DO I DO???????????????????


ANALYSIS:


YOUR SCREWED


THE BIGGEST PROBLEM IS THAT HISTORY....EVEN IF YOU DIDN'T STORE THAT INFORMATION... ANYTHING YOU BOUGHT WILL SHOW UP IN HISTORY AS WELL AS THE CREDIT CARD INFORMATION USED ON THAT PURCHASE.

A REALLY REALLY TALENTED HACKER CAN EVEN GET THE SECURITY CODE IF THEY KNOW WHAT THEY ARE DOING.




SONY MIGHT HAVE A LAWSUIT ON THEIR HANDS FOR F**** UP THIS BAD!

SOME CREEPY GUY KNOWS WHO YOU ARE, WHAT YOU HAVE SAID ONLINE, WHERE YOU LIVE, YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS, AND MORE THEN ENOUGH INFO TO START MESSING AROUND, AND DOING SOME REALLY REALLY ILLEGAL S**** UNDER YOUR NAME! ( AT LEAST YOU'LL HAVE A CHANCE TO BE ON THE NEWS ONCE YOUR LIFE IS RUINED!)

IN CONCLUSION! THERE IS A LOT OF STUFF TO HELP STOP THE AVERAGE HULK FROM SCREWING HIMSELF UP.... HOWEVER, THERE IS NOTHING TO HELP YOU IF A CORPORATION F***** UP

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