INSTEAD OF SMASHING SKYRIM LIKE MANY HAVE ALREADY, HULK CHOOSES TO TALK ABOUT THE PROBLEMS WITH SKYRIM , AND GO INTO FURTHER DETAIL ABOUT HOW THOSE PROBLEMS COULD HAVE BEEN ADDRESSED!
HULK WILL START WITH DRAGONS!
HULK'S FIRST LESSON FOR ADORABLE DESIGNERS OF SKYRIM IS TO FIRST MAKE SURE THIS GLITCH IS FUNNY!
SECOND LESSON WOULD BE TO MAKE SURE THE DRAGONS ARE FLYING THE RIGHT WAY!
THIRD LESSON WOULD BE TO MAKE SURE THIS FUNNY GLITCH ACTUALLY ENDS WITH A ZOMBIE DRAGON MINION!
NOW FOR THE REST OF THE LESSONS... HULK IS GOING TO HAVE TO GO INTO A LITTLE STORY TIME.
AS CLAYTON MENTIONED WHILE CHATTING WITH KASAVIN, CLAYTON WAS ON A MAGICAL ADVENTURE OF BRINGING NPC WIFE TO HER NEW HOMETOWN! ON HIS WAY TO HER HOME CLAYTON BEGAN HEARING ♫ DOVAHKIIN DOVAHKIIIN DO DA DA DA DA DA♪ EXCEPT THEIR WAS NO DRAGON FLYING HIGH IN THE SKY! THE DRAGON WAS FOUND WALKING UP THE BLOODY BRIDGE!
HULK LATER TOOK A PICTURE OF THE SPOT WHERE CLAYTON HAD TO FIGHT SUCH A RIDICULOUS BATTLE FOR POSTERITY! CLAYTON ALSO MENTIONED HOW HE WAS INSIDE, ON SOME RANDOM QUEST TO SAVE A BRIDE ( OR KILL HER, HE DOESN'T REALLY REMEMBER FULLY RIGHT NOW)
WHEN A GIANT ******** DRAGON SOMEHOW GOT INTO THE ROOM AND BURNED EVERYONE TO DEATH!
HOW WERE THESE DRAGONS ABLE TO WALK IN VERY NARROW BRIDGES OR SOMEHOW ENTER HOUSES WITHOUT DESTROYING THE HOUSES? HULK BLAMES BETHESDA ON THAT ONE!
MORE SO WE NOW SEE INSTANCES WHERE THEIR UPDATES ACTUALLY MADE THINGS WORSE!
BUT HULK NOT GOING TO TALK ABOUT THAT IN THIS ARTICLE, NO... HULK DECIDED TO STICK STRICTLY ON THE DRAGONS ENTERING HOUSES AND WALK UP FRONT DOORS ISSUE!
THE EASIEST STEP WOULD BE TO JUST MAKE SURE THEY DON'T THAT ANYMORE, BUT SEEING AS BETHESDA HAS AN OBSESSION ( PASSION?) FOR FREEDOM INSTEAD OF CLEAR DIRECTION THAT MAYBE WE SHOULD DO SOMETHING A LITTLE MORE FUN!
ALL HOUSES AND ANCIENT STRUCTURES CARRY SPECIAL PROTECTION!
SINCE DRAGON LORE ON MANY LEVELS STATE THAT DRAGONS ARE AMONG ONE OF THE MOST POWERFUL MAGIC RACES AND THAT MOST FORMS OF MAGIC DON'T WORK ON THEM, LETS USE SOME KIND OF BARRIER IN TOWNS THAT JUSTIFIES WHY EVERY BUILDING IN SKYRIM HAS NEVER BEEN BLOWN UP! EVEN WITH 4 DIFFERENT DRAGONS TRASHING THE COUNTRY SIDE AT ANY MOMENT!
HULK IS NOT SAYING TO STOP DRAGONS FROM ENTERING TOWNS!... THAT WOULD BE SILLY!
(HOW THE MAGIC WORKS AGAINST DRAGONS TO BEGIN WITH SHOULD ALSO BE STUDIED)
BUT HOW ABOUT A SPECIAL BARRIER THAT WEAKENS DRAGONS IN SOME PHYSICAL SENSE LIKE THE LIGHTSHOW DRAGONREND CREATES? AND THE CLOSER A DRAGON GETS TO A SOURCE OF THE BARRIER MAKES THE REPULSION ALL THE MORE REAL?!
ANOTHER INTERESTING IDEA WOULD BE TO EXPAND ON WHAT HAPPENS IN THE INTRO SEQUENCE! HAVE ALL HOMES GET BLASTED APART BY DRAGONS BREATH!
SKYRIM HAD A SLIGHTLY HILARIOUS SCENE AT THE BEGINNING OF THE GAME WHERE YOUR JUMPING FROM RUINED TOWER TO BUILDING ALL MIRRORS EDGE STYLE, BUT THEN THAT METHOD OF GAMEPLAY IS MORE OR LESS NEVER USED AGAIN!
HAVING THE DRAGON BUST DOWN THE CHURCH DOOR AND CREATING A LOVELY ROUND OF CORPSE BRIDE WOULD MAKE HULK FORGIVE THAT MISSION BEING FOREVER TRAPPED IN HULK'S QUEST LIST WITH NO POSSIBLE WAY TO REMOVE IT!
BUT IN IT'S CURRENT FORM HULK IS A BIT DISAPPOINTED!
BETHESDA SHOULD TRY HARDER TO STOP BREAKING HULK'S IMMERSION!
SEND HULK TWEETS ON WHAT YOU ALL THINK!
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