BIOWARE HAS LOST IT'S INTIMACY! AND THEY PROBABLY WON'T GET IT BACK!

OVER THE LAST COUPLE WEEK'S THE GUESTS AND MINIONS HAVE BEEN SMASHING A LITTLE HARDER THEN HULK OVER THE RECENT MASS EFFECT 3 " DEBACLE" AND HULK THOUGHT IT MIGHT BE FINALLY TIME TO COLLECT ALL HULK THOUGHTS AND TRANSFORM THEM INTO A SMASHY ARTICLE....

A FEW MONTHS AGO HULK FIRST THOUGHT SOMETHING LIKE THIS MIGHT HAPPEN... NOT BECAUSE OF HULK BEING CYNICAL OF BIOWARE OR THE PEOPLE NOW IN THE SPOTLIGHT FOR THEM, BUT RATHER BECAUSE OF THE WAY THEY WERE HANDLING THE FRANCHISE!


HULK FOR A LONG TIME HAS BEEN OF THE OPINION THAT THE FIRST GAME IN ANY SERIES SHOULD BE AN EXPLORATION OF THE IDEA, WHILE THE SECOND IS MORE OF A REFINEMENT ( BOTH OF WHICH BIOWARE HAD DONE WELL WITH IN TERMS OF MASS EFFECT.... DRAGON AGE...NOT SO MUCH) AND THE THIRD GAME SHOULD BE A CLOSING!

A CLOSING OF WHICH THE WORLD HAS NEVER SEEN! IT SHOULD TIE EVERYTHING TOGETHER WHILE MAKING EVERYONE INVOLVED WITH THE PROCESS HAPPY. THIS ENDING SHOULD REFLECT THE TEAM, THE PLAYERS, AND MASS EFFECT ITSELF IN SUCH A WAY THAT WHEN WE REFLECT, WE ONLY SEE WHAT EACH PERSON DID, EVERY SWEAT , EVERY TEAR, AND EVERY LATE NIGHT THAT WENT INTO CREATING THIS WONDERFUL WORLD FILLED WITH ♫ DIVERSITY AND LOVE♪


....HULK NEEDS TO STOP WITH THE PERSONA REFERENCES....


WHILE THE ENDING ITSELF WAS CERTAINLY INTERESTING... IT DID NOT IN ANYWAY TIE EVERYTHING TOGETHER... AND IF WE LOOK ONLINE WE NOW SEE BIOWARE MEMBERS SHARING ACHES OF HOW IT WASN'T WHAT THEY WANTED! ONLY WHAT CASEY HUDSON SUPPOSEDLY WANTED!


IF THIS IS TRUE THEN HULK THINK MASS EFFECT 3 NEVER HAD A CHANCE TO BEGIN WITH! A GAME IS NOT MADE BY ONE INDIVIDUAL! AND JUST LIKE THE MAIN CHARACTER, CASEY HUDSON WAS SUPPOSED TO ACT MORE LIKE A SHEPARD LEADING HIS TEAM TO A BETTER IDEAL, AND NOT JUST AN IDEAL THAT HE HIMSELF ( SUPPOSEDLY) BELIEVED IN!


BUT EVEN BEFORE ALL THIS CRAP HAPPENED, WE WERE STILL SEEING STRANGE THINGS FROM BIOWARE! THEY ANNOUNCED USELESS KINECT SUPPORT! THEIR MARKETING WAS MORE INTERESTED WITH USING VAGUE TRAILERS FULL OF SHINY CG AND COLORS TO BRING IN A LARGER DEMOGRAPHIC INSTEAD OF MAKING THE PLAYERS MORE EXCITED FOR THE FINAL CONCLUSION TO SOMETHING THEY HAVE BEEN THINKING ABOUT FOR OVER 5 YEARS NOW!

HULK WANTS TO LOVE BIOWARE... BUT NOW NO MORE... DRAGON AGE 2 WAS RUSHED FOR NO REASON OTHER THEN GREED! AND MASS EFFECT 3 ALSO FEELS RUSHED AS IF BIOWARE HAD SOMETHING ELSE ON THEIR MIND OTHER THEN FINISHING THINGS RIGHT...

IN CONCLUSION.... WHAT THEY DID TO INFINITE SPACE IS JUST OFFENSIVE.....