MAKING THE CALL

HULK OVER THE LAST FEW YEARS HAS RECEIVED SOME RATHER.....ADORABLE PHONE CALLS FROM HR REPRESENTATIVES THAT FELT LIKE THEY NEEDED TO CONTACT HULK ABOUT POSSIBLE EMPLOYMENT.


THESE ARE GAME INDUSTRY JOBS,  (USUALLY ENTRY LEVEL JOBS) IN  DESIGN, USABILITY, AND SOMETHING TO DO WITH SOCIAL MEDIA.

BELOW ARE THE AVERAGE  REQUIREMENTS.

• 5+YEARS C++

• 10+ YEARS C#

• 5 YEARS HTML5 "TECHNOLOGIES"

• 1- 3 SHIPPED "AAA" TITLES

• MUST HAVE RELEASED ONE GAME ON EVERY SINGLE CURRENT GENERATION CONSOLE INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO SMART PHONES

• MUST HAVE CERTIFICATIONS WITH MICROSOFT ( NEVER SAYS WHICH ONES)

• MUST HAVE B.S. IN GAME RELATED FIELD BUT MASTERS AND OR PHD IS STRONGLY REQUIRED ( THEY DON'T EXIST YET)

• MUST HAVE PRESENCE IN GAME INDUSTRY FOR AT LEAST 5 + YEARS AND HAVE REFERENCES FROM EVERY STUDIO YOU HAVE PREVIOUSLY WORKED FOR.

AND TO MAKE IT WORSE, WHEN THEY CALL, IT IS USUALLY SOMEONE IN INDIA WHO IS BEING PAID PER CALL. HE SPEAKS AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT SO HE CAN EARN JUST A LITTLE MORE PAY FOR HIS STARVING FAMILY AT HOME.

THIS MAN IS PAID TO BLAZE THROUGH A THOUSAND RESUMES IN A DAY WITHOUT EVER KNOWING WHAT EXACTLY IT IS THAT HE IS READING OR SAYING AND AS HULK WRITES THIS, ANOTHER "ENTRY LEVEL GAMEJOB" IS MAKING HULK'S PHONE VIBRATE.


EXCUSE HULK WHILE HE MAKES THE CALL


( ADDITIONAL NOTES: SOMETIMES HULK GET LUCKY AND HEARS DIRECTLY FROM A STUDIO, LESS PAINFUL BUT USUALLY STILL NOT HIRED BECAUSE THEY ARE LOOKING FOR SENIOR LEVEL STAFF......FOR THEIR ENTRY LEVEL POSITION.... OF HUNTING FOR BUGS)