ANOTHER SQUARE ENIX ARTICLE!

THIS WEEK DURING PODCAST HULK MINIONS TOLD HULK THAT FINAL FANTASY VERSUS 13 FOR ALL INTENSIVE PURPOSES HAS BEEN CANCELLED! THE BIG WIGS OF SQUARE HAD GONE QUIET ON THE GAME (AND FRANCHISES) FOR MONTHS WITHOUT ANY REAL EXPLANATION! WHICH GAVE FUEL TO THE RUMORS THAT SQUARE SECRETLY WANTS THE GAME TO DIE!


RECENT FINANCIAL HULK REPORTS ALSO SUGGEST THAT SQUARE IS IN OMEGA "OH MY HULK GODS WE SPENT ALL OF OUR MONEY" DEATH MODE. WHICH TO HULK THIS IS AN INCREDIBLY SAD THING TO SEE! SQUARE HAS CONTROL OF SOOO MANY GREAT GAMES, BUT CANT SEE THE TREES FOR THE FOREST OF FALLACIES...

 HULK WANTS TO TELL MINIONS AND FOLLOWERS TO NOT WORRY!, AND ONE OF HULK'S BOSSES EVEN FOUND AN ARTICLE ON HOW VERSUS 13 IS STILL ALIVE ACCORDING TO SQUARE.


.. BUT HULK CAN'T DO THAT.


 SQUARE WAS KIND OF FORCED TO MAKE STATEMENTS AFTER SOMETHING SO DAMNING WAS RELEASED TO MEDIA, AND SINCE THEY HAVEN'T CANCELLED THE PROJECT YET, THEN TECHNICALLY IT ISN'T CANCELLED... JUST NO ONE IS WORKING ON IT, AND THEY REFUSE TO TALK ABOUT IT....

SQUARE LOOK... HULK LOVES YA WITH ALL OF HULK'S HEART, BUT YOU CAN'T JUST GO AROUND IN CIRCLES WITH US. YOU TELL US ONE THING AND THEN NEXT WEEK IT'S SOMETHING ELSE... WE ARE NOT YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER... WE WON'T ACCEPT BEING LIED TO THIS MUCH....

YOU NEED TO MAN UP

QUIT PLANNING ALL THESE STUPID SEQUELS... YOU ARE BAD AT THEM.


QUIT MAKING BAD ANIME INSPIRED GAMES... THEY ARE PAINFUL FOR US TO WATCH


 QUIT USING 16 YEAR OLD CHILDREN AS THE MAIN CHARACTERS... IT INSULTS US ALL


 QUIT IGNORING YOUR AUDIENCE... THEY ARE TRYING TO HELP YOU


 PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF HULK GODS SPEND MORE TIME ON MAKING GAMES, AND MAYBE GET YOURSELVES A BETTER MARKETING DEPARTMENT!


YOU HAVE GONE THROUGH HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF DOLLARS IN THE LAST 5 YEARS AND HAVE ALMOST NO PRODUCTS TO SHOW FOR IT..YOU NEED TO STOP WASTING SO MUCH TIME DOING THE SAME BORING UNSELLABLE CRAP ALL THE TIME! IT WONT SATISFY YOUR LONG TERM NEEDS...