HULK REVIEWS WALKING DEAD EPISODE 2!

SOOO... PART 2 IS DONE.... 

THANK THE HULK GODS THE TIME ATTACKS DID NOT MAKE
SUCH A TRIUMPHANT RETURN!  AND HULK GOT TO USE A CATTLE PROD!
.... FOR REASONS THAT ARE NOT LISTED ON THE SAFETY LABEL! ^_^ 

REMEMBER KIDS, WHEN FIGHTING IN A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE ,  
ALWAYS - SEARCH- FOR- FARM- EQUIPMENT! 
 MORDIN BASICALLY WROTE THE BOOK ON THAT ONE... 

AND NOW FOR THE ISSUES...
ITS LIKE AN OPPOSITE OF LAST TIME....
WALKING DEAD....BRO.... WHERE THE ******* ARE ALL THE ZOMBIES?
 ZOMBIES SHOULD NOT BE USED AS A NARRATIVE CLOSER TO A STORY ARC... 

YES WE'RE SEEING A DARKER SIDE OF HUMANITY
AND JUST COMPLETELY BATHING THIS BBQ IN ETHICS,
BUT STILL...COME ON GUYS...
 HULK GUESSES TELL TALE WANTED TO POINT OUT
THAT HUMANS ARE JUST AS OR MORE DEADLY, THEN THE BLOODY ZOMBLES.... 

* HULK SNIFF* AND JUST WHEN HULK WAS BEGINNING TO GET ALONG WITH LARRY...  

( THE NEXT BIT IS STUFF HULK RAMBLED ABOUT LATER)

NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO ....SOME THINGS NEVER CHANGE IN THIS GAME... 

 ON ITS OWN HULK WOULD SAY ITS A MESSAGE ABOUT "FATE"
THAT SOME THINGS WILL HAPPEN BECAUSE THEY ARE MEANT TO HAPPEN... 

BUT THIS ISN'T FATE.... THIS IS A PATH AND GAME DESIGN DECISION... 

WALKING DEAD COULD HAVE BECOME SO MUCH MORE IF WE HAD THE FREEDOM
TO CHOOSE WHERE TO GO, OR HAD THE ILLUSION OF CHOICE!
CHOOSE TO LEAVE CLEMENTINE'S HOUSE, CHOOSE TO LEAVE FARM,
CHOOSE TO STAY INSTEAD OF LEAVING WITH DUCK FAMILY!
CHOOSE TO STARVE, CHOOSE TO HELP OUT OLD MAN THAT LOST KID,
ACTUALLY HAVE ABILITY TO SAVE KID! 

 WITHOUT HAVING THIS KIND OF FREEDOM,
WE'RE JUST RELUCTANTLY WALKING DOWN ONE PATH!
IT ISN'T RIGHT!

THIS IS THE KIND OF THING THAT STOPPED HEAVY RAIN FROM ACHIEVING GREATNESS TELL TALE!
 DON'T REPEAT THAT ERROR! 

FOR INTRODUCING A MAIN CHARACTER OUT OF THE BLUE JUST TO KILL HIM  40 MINUTES LATER...

HULK GIVES WALKING DEAD EPISODE TWO 3 OUT OF 5 FISTS!