HULK REVIEWS WALKING DEAD EPISODE 1

 GIVEN HOW WALKING DEAD HAS 4 PARTS...
EXPECT 4 HULK REVIEWS HULK GUESSES... 

IDEA OF MIXING TOGETHER MASS EFFECT CONVERSATIONS,
WITH CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE,
AND CELL SHADING MAKES HULK HAPPY BEYOND WORDS!
HOWEVER, THOSE WORDS ARE BEING SPOILED BY ******** TIME ATTACKS
ON THE CONVERSATIONS! 

YES, WE'RE IN A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE,
AND YES WE SHOULD HAVE A SENSE OF URGENCY!
BUT THESE STUPID TIME ATTACKS ARE UNNECESSARY! 
IF THEY WERE USED AT KEY MOMENTS LIKE WHEN FIGHTING OFF ZOMBLES
OR HELPING CLEMENTINE, THEN SURE
 HULK WOULD BE SAYING THESE ARE GENIUS! 

 BUT THAT IS NOT WHERE TELL TALE IS USING THEM!
HULK CANNOT EVEN FIND A REASON AS TO WHY THEY WERE USED
WHEN THEY WERE USED!
ITS LIKE TELLTALE SUDDENLY RAN OUT OF GAS AT THE CROSS SECTION
 OF BAD DESIGN AVENUE AND BROKEN GAMEFLOW BOULEVARD! 

 ALL HULK WANTS IN LIFE IS TO THINK THROUGH NARRATIVE
DECISIONS WITHOUT BEING RUSHED!
WHY DOES WALKING DEAD NOT WANT HULK TO THINK?
 ALSO.... WHAT THE ***** IS UP WITH THAT TRACTOR COMING TO LIFE AND MOVING?
THAT KID CANT REACH THE CONTROLS!
AND THEY CERTAINLY DO NOT JUST STOP AFTER 3 CENTIMETERS! 

WHY THE ***** DOES SOMEONE ALWAYS HAVE TO DIE?
HULK CAN MULTITASK QUITE EASILY!
ESPECIALLY WHEN PERSON SAVED HAS A GUN THAT'S LETHAL AT 50FT!!

HULK GIVES WALKING DEAD EPISODE ONE 3 OUT OF 5 FISTS....
SCORE MAY GET HIGHER AS MORE EPISODES APPEAR....