HULK REVIEWS DIABLO 3

FOR EVERYONE THAT THOUGHT HULK WAS GOING TO GIVE DIABLO 3

 A BIG SHINY SEAL OF APPROVAL... LOOK AWAY...

FROM THE MOMENT HULK STARTED PLAYING DIABLO 3

... A QUESTION HAS CONSTANTLY FLUTTERED INTO HULK'S MIND... 

WHY IS HULK HERE? 

DID SOMEONE NEAR HULK'S MAIN CHARACTER DIE? 

IS THAT WHY HE BECAME  ANTI HERO ON A QUEST AGAINST DIABLO?

 IT'S NEVER TRULY EXPLAINED!  

YOU START DIABLO 3 IN YOUR LATE 30'S! 

WOULDN'T IT HAVE BEEN MORE PRUDENT TO START AS A CHILD? 

WHILE WE'RE ON THE SUBJECT OF BEGINNINGS,

 A LACK OF A PROPER TUTORIAL IN DIABLO3 IS ONCE AGAIN PRESENT IN A BLIZZARD GAME!

  HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF DOLLARS WERE SPENT ON THIS THING 

AND THEY'RE TOO LAZY TO GET SOMETHING SO SIMPLE DONE RIGHT! 

HULK FELT AS IF HULK WAS BEING SENT FROM LOCALE TO LOCALE, 

JUST SOME CHARACTER MEANT TO CLICK THINGS AND HOPE FOR REWARDS.. 

ANOTHER GAME DID THIS TOO! 

IT WAS CALLED MOTHER ******** TORCHLIGHT! 

EXCEPT TORCHLIGHT MADE A LITTLE MORE SENSE! 

NOW THAT HULK THINKS ABOUT IT... 

A LOT HAS BEEN STOLEN FROM TORCHLIGHT... 

EVEN SOME PLOT ELEMENTS... 

TO MAKE THE NEGATIVITY WORSE,

 THEY AREN'T EVEN BOTHERING TO PROPERLY BALANCE THEIR STORE SYSTEMS... ITS A GOD DAMN MESS... 

 FOR VIOLATING ETHICS, 

THINKING ITS FAIR TO ALLOW 150 DOLLAR BATTLEAXES 

AND MAKING HULK MISS TORCHLIGHT...

HULK GIVES DIABLO3 

 3 OUT OF 5 FISTS! 

JUST WHEN YOU THINK THINGS ARE GOING TO GET BETTER...
 OVER 50 MONSTERS SPAWN ON THE SCREEN, BLOCKING THE WAY,
AND BLOCKING THE FLOW...