DEAR SONY

PLEASE READ

HULK HAS BEEN LOOKING FOR A DECENT EXAMPLE OH HOW ONE SHOULD BE PREPARED! EVEN IF NOTHING BAD HAPPENS!

ALL GAME DESIGNERS KNOW TO BACK UP DATA, AND ALWAYS MAKE DUPLICATES! SOME EVEN BUY A BACKUP SERVER! ( EVEN THOUGH THEY WILL NEVER USE IT)

THINGS LIKE THIS CAN BE SEEN AS A BATTLE PLAN!

SO WITHOUT FURTHER ADIEU ... HULK PRESENTS THE THEORETICAL SONY BATTLE PLAN!

1: EVERY PIECE OF NEWS WHETHER IT BE BIG, OR SMALL NEEDS TO BE ANNOUNCED!

ITS GOOD PR! MAKES HULK THINK YOUR NOT A ROBOT!

2: THAT NEWS SHOULD BE UNEXPECTED! GET RID OF UPDATE WEDNESDAYS, OR WHATEVER STUPID DAY YOUR ON NOW!

3: IF YOUR AT A CONFERENCE.... RECORD THE ******* CONVERSATION, AND PLACE IT ONLINE!

THEIRS NO POINT IN WAITING FOR MICROSOFT, NINTENDO, AND KONAMI TO ANNOUNCE IT FIRST , THEN JUMP ON THE BAND WAGON!

4: INNOVATE!

I DONT THINK ANYONE CAN LEGITIMATELY ARGUE THAT PS1, / PS2 DIDN'T HAVE A STRONG CONTROL OVER THE MARKET!, OR THAT YOU HAVE BEEN TRYING DESPERATELY TO GET IT BACK SINCE THEN!

IF YOU WISH TO BE ON TOP, THEN YOU CANNOT JUST DO WHAT EVERYONE ELSE HAS DONE! BEING AT THE TOP MEANS YOUR TAKING RISKS, AND EXPLORING A NEW FRONTIER!

APPLE FOR A WHILE WAS AT THE TOP OF THE PHONE MARKETS FOR THIS VERY SAME CONCEPT! ( HULK IS REALLY GLAD ANDROID IS CHANGING THAT)

HULK EXPLAINED NOT LONG AGO TO ANOTHER MAJOR CORPORATION THAT INNOVATION HAPPENS IN WAVES! YOU START OUT WATCHING WHAT THE COMPETITION DOES... MAKE SURE YOUR PRODUCT CAN OFFER THE SAME STUFF, OR IS AT LEAST FAR MORE STABLE...HOWEVER! AT SOME POINT THIS NEEDS TO STOP!

AT THAT MOMENT A COMPANY MUST DECIDE WHAT THEY WISH TO DO, AND BEGIN TO BRANCH OFF IN SOME NEW DIRECTION!

ITS ALWAYS FINE TO POP IN EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE TO SEE WHAT THE OTHERS HAVE BEEN COOKING! MAYBE ADD SOME NEW FEATURE TO COVER A BASIS! BUT, SOON ENOUGH YOU NEED TO GO BACK TO YOUR OWN PATH!

A WORLD CAREFULLY DESIGNED BY YOU!, AND FOR YOUR AUDIENCE! NOT SOMETHING DESIGNED HEAVILY TOWARD A KINECTABLE FAMILY OF 13 YEAR OLD HOMOPHOBES!

HULK CAN'T BELIEVE HE NEEDS TO SAY THIS.... DUE TO SONY'S INACTION OVER THE LAST SEVERAL MONTHS HULK IS NOT SURE HE CAN CALL HIMSELF A "FAN" ANYMORE!

HULK'S HEART HAS BEEN SMASHED BY THEIR INSINCERE APOLOGIES, ATTEMPT AT AN UPSALE WITH THE CONTENT, LACK OF PROPER REPAIRS TO DIGITAL IDENTITY, AND FAILURE TO NOT HAVE THE PSN BACK UP YET!

HULK DOUBTS THE HOLE IN HULK'S HEART IS EASILY REPAIRABLE EITHER!