THE REST WAS RATHER EXPERIMENTAL!
FORCED TO COVER UP FOR PREVIOUS DIRECTORS AND SCREEN WRITERS MISTAKES!
AND MOST IMPORTANTLY!.......WAS SUPPOSED TO SEAMLESSLY BRING EVERYTHING TO AN END!
HULK NORMALLY REFUSES TO REVIEW ANYTHING UNLESS IT HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH THE GAME INDUSTRY! PLEASE FORGIVE HULK FOR BREAKING THIS RULE! BUT MANY PRINCIPLES THAT THIS MOVIE FOLLOWED ARE THINGS THE GAME INDUSTRY FOLLOWS! AND HULK PERSONALLY FEELS THAT THEY SHOULD NOT!
THE FIRST FEW MOVIES MADE MANY CHANGES TO THE HARRY POTTER LORE IN THE HOPES OF MAKING A FAR MORE COMPELLING MOVIE! HULK DID ENJOY THOSE MOVIES AND THEY SOLD INCREDIBLY WELL! BUT IT LEFT A SENSE OF LONGING THAT MANY REVIEWERS AND HARDCORE FANS OF THE SERIES WERE HAVING DIFFICULTY ADJUSTING TO!
THESE PARTS THAT WERE LEFT OUT WERE IN NO WAY DIFFICULT TO PRODUCE! ON MANY OCCASIONS THE DIRECTORS AND SCRIPTWRITERS ADMITTED THEY WANTED TO DO SOMETHING ELSE! AS IF THOSE SCENES DID NOT DESERVE THEIR DUE!
THESE MOVIES WERE BASED ON BOOKS! AND NOT JUST ANY BOOKS! BUT ONE OF THE LONGEST RUNNING, MOST PROFITABLE SERIES THAT HAS EVER EXISTED! THROW YOUR SO CALLED PRIDE / EGO INTO THE CLOSET AND MAKE A MOVIE THAT THE FANS WILL WANT TO SEE!
HULK WILL NOT SPOIL THE MOVIE! HULK WILL ABSOLUTELY REFUSE TO DO SO! AND HULK WILL ALSO STATE HULK ENJOYED PART2! AND COMMEND YATES FOR FINDING WAYS TO FIX THOSE MISTAKES!
HULK WILL ALSO WARN HIM ABOUT CHANGING LOCALES IN THE MIDDLE OF MOVIES! HULK WILL ALWAYS FIND WATER VERY SHINY IN THE MOONLIGHT BUT THAT HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THE STORY! >:(
ONE OF HULK'S SILLY TEACHERS MENTIONED OUT OF CLASS THAT " The ending of book 7 made absolutely no sense, harry should have died, ect , ect, ect,( HULK CANT REMEMBER! SO SUE HULK) and that prologue was an even worse offender"
HULK GIGGLED IN THE CORNER AT THIS STATEMENT! HOWEVER CLAYTON SAID " but it was following the rules, there were a ton of things foreshadowed and a great many rules set up for the harry potter universe that always had to be followed.... to me it made sense"
HULK COULD UNDERSTAND BOTH POINTS BEING MADE! BUT SINCE HULK IS A LOVER OF GAMES.... THE IDEA OF RULES BEING FOLLOWED AND WEAVED INTO STORY-LINE HAD A STRONGER RESONANCE WITHIN HULK!
THE WAY DEATHLY HOLLOWS HANDLED THE ENDING AND THE PROLOGUE WAS A GIGANTIC DISAPPOINTMENT! LOCALES WERE CHANGED, LINES WERE CHANGED, MAGIC WAS CHANGED, MANY LINES OF THE STORY NEVER F******** HAPPENED WHEN THEY WERE NECESSARY FOR THE PLOT, DEATHS HAPPENED OFF SCREEN, THE LIST GOES ON AND ON.... TO HULK, THE LAST 40 MINUTES OF THE MOVIE WAS INCREDIBLY JARRING.
HULK NORMALLY WOULD JUST SAY ANASTASIA WAS CORRECT AND JUST LEAVE IT ALONE! BUT YATES CHANGED A LOT OF THINGS IN THIS BLOODY MOVIE( BRITISH SWEARS) AND CLAYTON'S THEORY WAS NEVER GIVEN THE CHANCE TO SHOW IT'S MERIT!
( JUST LIKE HIS EMPLOYMENT SITUATION...HULK JUST MADE HIMSELF SAD)
OK.... NOW BACK TO THE GAME DESIGN SIDE
GAME DESIGNERS SHOULD NEVER EVER BEND A STORY LINE TO FIT THEIR GAME! IT HAS NEVER WORKED FOR MODERN WARFARE AND A GREAT MANY STORY WRITERS HAVE STATED THAT GREAT STORY LINE CAN NEVER HAPPEN 4 MONTHS BEFORE THE GAME IS TO BE RELEASED.
YOU EITHER BEND THE GAME PLAY TO FIT THE STORY OR DO THE JOB TOGETHER FROM THE START! STORY IS A SET PATH AND AS SUCH SHOULD BE UNYIELDING WHEN MAKING IT INTO A GAME! YOU TAKE THE STORY THEN DESIGN THE SETS, LEVELS, CHARACTERS, ECT! NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND!
THIS IS SOMETHING HARRY POTTER NEVER SEEMED TO PROPERLY LEARN! AND HAS MOST LIKELY DAMAGED HOW THESE TYPES OF MOVIES/ GAMES GET MADE! WHEN SOME BRAVE HULK FOLLOWER SAYS " THAT NEVER HAPPENED IN THE BOOK SO WE SHOULD NOT DO THAT!"
THEIR CEO WILL TURN AROUND AND SAY" HARRY POTTER DID IT, AND THEIR FANS STILL LOVED THEM AFTERWARDS!.... NOW DO AS I SAY OR YOUR FIRED!"
HULK GIVES HARRY POTTER PART 2 4 OUT OF 5 FISTS! ( THE GAME IS GETTING A 2)
ALSO! WHEN THE PROLOGUE BEGAN EVERYONE STARTED TO LAUGH HYSTERICALLY !
ONE EVEN SAID " oh wtf is with that makeup? why is Hermoine the same but Ronald has a f******* comb over? It doesn't make any f********* sense!"
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