HOO! HA! SKYRIM GRUNTS!
HOO! HA! SKYRIM GRUNTS!
♫ Come one
come all, let Clayton tell you a tale,
Of a foul
land that smells worse than grime in a pail.
Deponia's the
land, Rufus is the player, and he truly is quite the little painter.
Lands are
destroyed whenever he tinkers,
He has no
control!
His ego is
full!
And I
guarantee he has no friends! ♪
(Huzzah, everyone wants him dead!)
♫ Point and click games have always made Clay pause,
He has never
been able to find the right cause.
Some puzzles
made sense only after the fact,
Especially
when trying to make a platypus hatch.
Thankfully
the puzzles can be skipped at any time,
In my mind if
you need a skip feature here then you committed a crime.
But most of
the time , Clayton managed just fine.
I'm sure the
puzzles in the third game will be just sublime.♪
(Huzzah, that linguistics puzzle
required overtime)
♪Rufus and
the team travel the world,
trying to stop destruction untold.
Goal is the
girl that has stolen his heart,
and instead
of admitting his feelings Rufus is more likely to fart.
But Rufus persevered!
He stood his
ground!
And eventually
all sides of Goal all came around!
All the while
people are singing!
Elemental
platypus are waiting!
and baby
dolphins are pleading no more!
The game's
comical story is it's true core! ♫
( Huzzah, Deponia is getting a good
score)
CLAYTON GIVES CHAOS ON DEPONIA 5 OUT OF 5 FISTS!
FOR CREATING BROADWAY MUSICALS AT EVERY CHAPTER!
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