3DS

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THIS WILL BE AN ONGOING DISCUSSION!

HULK FIRST SAID A FEW WEEKS AGO THAT THE 3DS IS A GIMMICK AND NO GIMMICK NO MATTER HOW SHINY CAN CARRY WEIGHT AND KEEP ITS AUDIENCE ENTERTAINED!

FOR THE MOST PART HULK IS NOT ABLE TO PROVE HULKS POINT BECAUSE OF SEVERAL OTHER INTEGRAL PROBLEMS NINTENDO HAS HAD WITH ITS LAUNCH! THE FIRST OF WHICH WAS THE AMAZING RECEPTION AT E3 AND HOW NINTENDO RESPONDED!

NINTENDO OPENLY ADMITTED THAT THE ORIGINAL HIGH PRICE OF AROUND 400 DOLLARS WAS DECIDED PURELY AS A REACTION TO THE E3 RECEPTION!

IN OTHER WORDS THE PRICE OF THE 3DS HAD EVERYTHING TO DO WITH WHAT THEY FELT AMERICANS WOULD PAY FOR A 3D CONSOLE AND NOTHING TO DO COST EQUATIONS OR THE MANY OTHER THINGS THAT GENERALLY DECIDE HOW AND WHEN A GAME OR CONSOLE IS MADE!

OF COURSE THEY IMMEDIATELY RETRACTED THEIR STATEMENT WHEN AMERICA SAID THEY WERE F********* RIDICULOUS!


THIS HOWEVER NEVER STOPPED THEIR VENTURES! EUROPE STILL HAS TO PAY MORE THEN US AS WELL AS AUSTRALIA!

EVEN THOUGH THE ESTIMATES ARE IN!

THE NEXT BIIIIIIG PROBLEM IS THAT IN CLASSIC NINTENDO FASHION THEY ANNOUNCED A SHITLOAD OF TITLES THAT ACTUALLY WONT BE COMING OUT FOR MONTHS!


IN TRUTH THEY TRIED TO PULL A CLIFFY B!


NEXT PROBLEM IS THAT THEY HAD NO WORD OF MOUTH MURMURS IN THE INTERNETS! NO FRANTIC WII SELLOUTS, NO UNDER STOCKING PROBLEMS, NO NOTHING! IT WAS WORSE THEN A SILENT RELEASE!


AND THE FINAL NAIL WHICH IS RUINING HULKS FUN OF TEASING THE 3DS IS THE FACT ITS BATTERY LIFE AND PERSISTENT GAME CRASHES HAVE MADE MOST PEOPLE WALK AWAY!



IN SHORT, HULK SEES THAT NINTENDO HAS BEEN INCREDIBLY INCONSISTENT IN MULTIPLE AREAS FOR THEIR CONSOLE LAUNCH! AND ITS MAKING HULKS LIFE DIFFICULT! HULK NOT FIND FUN IN TEASING SOMETHING THAT IS OBVIOUS TO A LOT OF PEOPLE!


DO A BETTER JOB WITH YOUR PRODUCTS NINTENDO AND TRY TO FIND A WAY TO MAKE REGGIE LOOK LESS CREEPY.... HULK HAS TO FIRMLY GRIP WALLET EACH TIME HULK SEES THAT MAN, OR HEARS HIM TALK!


THE CONVERSATIONS NINTENDO HAS MADE THE LAST YEAR ON APP STORES ALSO HAS HULK DISTURBED! HULK FEARS THEY MAY HAVE COMPLETELY LOST TOUCH WITH REALITY!


BUT THAT IS A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT CONVERSATION, AND ARTICLE!