We here at Sony are working diligently to restore stability to our system, and would like to take this time to assure you that we will in no way replace your credit cards, or compensate you in anyway for that matter....
This "incident" does not compromise us in anyway, and just because our stock took a dive does not mean you should give up on us. We have been with you for the last 10 years of your life...at least!
We've been with you through thick and thin! You shouldn't be thinking of us as an evil corporation, and more as your Mother! And as your Mother I told you to give us more money, and to stop your incessant hacking hobby immediately, or your grounded !
I hope you learned your lesson you filthy filthy pirate!
♥ your other Mother,
Sony
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