Saturday, April 16, 2011

GAMESTOP

TIME FOR HULK TO SPEAK ABOUT SOMETHING THAT ANGERS HULK AT HULKS CORE!

SPECIAL DEALS FOR CERTAIN CONSOLES AND STORES!

EVER GOT SIGNED INTO SHOOTER GUY 7 ONLY TO FIND YOUR BEST FRIEND HAS A DIFFERENT WEAPON BECAUSE FRIEND BOUGHT IT FROM A DIFFERENT STORE? OR FIND OUT THE XBOX VERSION HAS EXCLUSIVELY ACCESS TO A BETA?!?

HULK HAS TOO, AND IT GETTING F******** RIDICULOUS! INSTEAD OF TALKING ABOUT HOW GREAT THE GAME WAS (IT WASN’T) WE’RE INSTEAD YELLING AT EACH OTHER OVER WHO HAS THE BETTER CONSOLE! HULK IS SICK AND TIRED OF HULKS FRIENDS ALWAYS STARTING ARGUMENTS AND HULK FEELS IT’S TIME FOR A CHANGE!

IF YOU HAVE DLC PLANNED FOR THE GAME THEN JUST GIVE IT OUT FOR FREE WHEN YOU RELEASE IT! BETTER YET! PLACE IT ON THE F&%$#@$ DISC, AND GIVE US THE OPPORTUNITY TO CHOOSE WHETHER WE WANT TO USE THE CONTENT. OR NOT!

ALL GAMERS CAN UNDERSTAND A NEED TO OUT DO THE COMPETITION! BUT DON’T DRAG YOUR CUSTOMERS INTO THE STRUGGLE! ALL IT DOES IS MAKE YOUR LOOK LIKE A BUNCH OF A%$#@%^$#!

WHICH IS THE LAST THING YOU WANT YOUR AUDIENCE TO THINK OF YOU AND YOUR PRODUCTS!

YOU’RE ON A PEDESTAL FOR ALL TO SEE! ... START ACTING LIKE IT!

PROOF IN HULKS PUDDING



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