CORPORATE CONUNDRUM!

HULK WAS ASKED BY CORPORATE PERSON A WHILE AGO HOW THEY CAN USE THE GAME INDUSTRY TO MAKE THEMSELVES BETTER!

HULK HAS A LARGE RANGE OF IDEAS!

CORPORATIONS CAN USE USABILITY PROCESSES TO HELP IMPROVE EXISTING PRODUCTS! WATERFALL DESIGN PROCESS IS IN PARTICULAR THE MOST USEFUL!

FOLLOW VERY STRICT TUTORIAL SYSTEMS TO HELP USER DROP OFFS!
TUTORIALS GUIDE A PERSON THROUGH AND HELP THEM UNDERSTAND WHAT THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO DO! CAN ALSO GIVE THEM PURPOSE!

THE RULES OF PROPER DESIGN CAN GO MILES TO MAKING YOUR PRODUCT MORE FRIENDLY TO USE AND IMPROVING THE EXPERIENCE! MIGHT EVEN DECREASE THE TIME IT TAKES TO LEARN HOW EVERYTHING WORKS!

GROCERY MARKETS FOR EXAMPLE HAVE THE WORST DATA MANAGEMENT SYSTEM HULK HAS EVER SEEN! HULK ADVISES CHECKING OUT PLANTS VS ZOMBIES AND THEN MAKING A TOUCH SCREEN SYSTEM THAT IS HEAVY ON ITEMS AND SYMBOLISM!

IF LARGE GROUP OF PEOPLE ARE BEING TRAINED ON PROGRAM, CREATE CHAT ROOMS THAT CAN SELECT DIFFERENT PARTS OF PROGRAM THAT NEED FURTHER EXPLORATION! HULK DID NOT LIKE PROGRAM ENTIRELY BUT SALON MIGHT BE GOING IN CORRECT DIRECTION!


BREAK DOWN PROGRAM INTO ITS SIMPLEST FORM, FIND WAYS TO PRESENT THEM IN THAT SIMPLIFIED FORM. AND THEN FINALLY MAKE SURE IT STAYS INTUITIVE!
JUST LIKE INCEPTION, IF AN IDEA IS TO HOLD IN SOMEONE, THEN IT NEEDS TO BE IN ITS SIMPLEST FORM! MAKE YOUR PROGRAM TO COMPLICATED AND USERS WILL HATE YOU GREATLY! TWITTER IS EXCELLENT EXAMPLE OF THIS!


MAKE SURE THAT ALL PARTS OF THE PROGRAM ( EVEN NEW APPS) ALL HAVE THE SAME STYLE SHEET! CONSISTENCY IS SPICE OF LIFE!

YOUR PRODUCT IS GIVING OUT A VERY CLEAR MESSAGE ABOUT WHO YOU ARE AS A COMPANY! MAKE SURE THAT MESSAGE IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU WANT PEOPLE TO HEAR!

DO NOT IN ANYWAY GO BACK TO AN EARLIER VERSION WHEN UPDATING NEW VERSION! OR ELSE YOU LIKE MAN WITH PANTS DOWN JUST LIKE TWITTER THE OTHER DAY!


MAKE SURE YOUR PRODUCT WORKS PERFECTLY BEFORE BEING RELEASED! OR ELSE YOU LOOK A LITTLE TOO MUCH LIKE THE VIDEOGAME INDUSTRY! SOMEONES LIFE COULD BE IN YOUR HANDS SO THIS IS NO JOKE! THIS PIECE OF INTERNET IS SERIOUS BUSINESS FOR ONCE!

IF YOUR PROGRAM HAS CONTROLS, PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD HAVE DIFFERENT OPTIONS! ALWAYS NICE TO HAVE SIMPLE CONTROL FOR STANDARD USE AND COMPLICATED FOR THAT SWEET SWEET CODING DURING A SITUATION!

THE WORLD IS A CONSTANTLY CHANGING PLACE! DON'T BE AFRAID OF INTEGRATING NEW TECHNOLOGY OR ACKNOWLEDGING THAT TIMES HAVE CHANGED! OR ELSE YOU END UP LIKE HOLLYWOOD VIDEO WHEN NETFLIX POPPED UP!

THE FINAL THING HULK CAN THINK OF IS THE SAD CASE OF SONY! WHEN YOU LOOK AT COMPETITION, DON'T JUST STOP AT MIMICRY! MOVE TO THE NEXT STEP! CREATE THE NEXT EXPERIENCE! YOU WANT TO MAKE PRODUCT THAT OTHER WILL GAWK AT, GEEKS WILL SQUEAL AT, AND APPLE WILL BE JEALOUS OF!

ALL REQUIRE TAKING FORM OF RISK IN ONE WAY OR ANOTHER! EVEN INCLUDE SPENDING OF MONEY! BUT NOTHING THAT'S PREVALENT WAS FREE! TO WIN THE FUTURE OF YOUR MARKET! YOU NEED TO ACCEPT THIS!, EMBRACE IT!, AND WALK FORWARD TOGETHER SIDE BY SIDE IN PERFECT HARMONY!