BEING RESPONSIBLE

THIS NEXT ARTICLE MIGHT PISS OFF SOME PEOPLE!

THIS ARTICLE IS AIMED SPECIFICALLY FOR THE ADULTS IN THE ROOM THAT HAVE YOUNG GAMERS!


THE ESRB RULES SHOULD BE SEEN AS LAWS AND NOT GUIDELINES! THERE ARE HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF REALLY AWESOME GAMES OUT THERE THAT HAVE THE "T" RATING!

IF YOU DECIDE TO BUY YOUR 13 YEAR OLD KID THE LATEST CALL OF DUTY, OR GRAND THEFT AUTO BECAUSE " EVERYONE IN CLASS HAS IT" THEN YOU (SIR OR MADAM) ARE A FOOL!! THAT DESERVES A GOOD SMASHING!

HULK CAN UNDERSTAND THE WANT, AND NEED TO BE THE COOL PARENT BECAUSE LIFE WASN'T SO HOT WHEN YOU WERE A KID... BUT THESE GAMES ARE NOT MEANT FOR ANYONE UNTIL THEY HAVE AT LEAST REACHED JUNIOR YEAR OF HIGH SCHOOL!

OR HAVE PROVEN THEMSELVES TO BE A YOUNG RESPONSIBLE PERSON THAT YOU CAN TRUST TO WATCH A HOUSE FOR A WEEKEND WITHOUT SMASHING THE PLACE!
( HULKS CUT OFF FOR THIS IS 16 OR ABOVE)


THERE ARE WAYY TOO MANY 13 YEAR HOMOPHOBES RUNNING AROUND PLAYING HALO, PLANTING GRENADES ON PEOPLES SKULLS, AND CALLING PEOPLE THEY HAVE NEVER MET MOTHER*********S.

THE MOST DISTURBING STORY HULK HAS IN HIS ARSENAL INVOLVES ONE OF HULKS TEACHERS! SHE HAD NO IDEA HER SON WAS PLAYING A GAME WHERE YOU BEAT HOOKERS AND STEAL THEIR MONEY ( THE KID WAS 12 YEARS OLD). HULK WILL ADMIT TEACHER DID NOT BUY THE GAME AND HAD NO IDEA.

THAT HOWEVER DID NOT STOP HULK FROM EDUCATING HER ON THE MORALS OF THE ESRB.

HULK HATES TO SAY IT BUT THE ROOSTER TEETH COMMUNITY IS PROOF WE NEED SOME KIND OF FIX!

NOT ONLY HAVE THEY OPENLY ADMITTED ON OCCASION THAT THEIR AUDIENCE IS 13 AND UP. BUT THAT VERY SAME AUDIENCE IS LISTENING TO THEIR PODCAST AND SHOWS WHERE THEY TALK OF HITCH HIKING, BEING NAKED IN PUBLIC, HEAD SHOTS,BOW CHICA WOW WOW'S, AND OVERALL ADULT CONTENT YOU SHOULD BE AT LEAST 18 TO HEAR!

HULK LOVES ALL OF THEIR CONTENT TO DEATH BUT HULK WOULD NEVER LET ANY OF HULKS YOUNG COUSINS EVER LISTEN TO THAT STUFF! HELL, HULK WONT EVEN LET THEM SEE HIS BLOG!


NOW... TO GIVE THE PARENTS A CHANCE AT BEING AWESOME ... HULK RECOMMENDS ANY OF THE FOLLOWING!

MINECRAFT
LITTLE BIG PLANET
RATCHET AND CLANK
CRASH BANDICOOT
ZELDA
POKEMON
3D DOT GAME HEROES
ULTIMATE NINJA STORM 2
DARK CLOUD
LUNAR
CHRONO CROSS
CHRONO TRIGGER
GOLDEN SUN
ALMOST ANY DS TITLE!
MARIO
FINAL FANTASY TACTICS
SUIKODEN
RUNE FACTORY
ANIMAL CROSSING
HARVEST MOON
SPYRO( FIRST 3 ARE THE BEST)
STEAMBOT CHRONICLES
THE WORLD ENDS WITH YOU

ALL OF THESE ARE GAMES, OR SERIES THAT HULK IS COMPLETELY FINE SHARING WITH HULKS ADORABLE COUSINS!

HULK WOULD PROBABLY PLACE YOU ON DO NOT SMASH LIST IF YOU GAVE IT TO YOUR KID INSTEAD OF RATED M TITLE!

IF YOU ALREADY OWN THESE, OR YOUR KID IS NOT INTERESTED... THEN ASK A GAMER! MOST LIKELY THEY WILL BE HAPPY TO ANSWER ANY QUESTIONS YOU HAVE !


HULK ALSO RECOMMENDS DOING YOUTUBE SEARCHES ON EVERY GAME YOUR THINKING OF BUYING FOR YOUR KID!!